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they/them ✦ audhd ✦ pdx ✦ ♊️♏️♌️ always reading something, trying to write anything, a lil witchy, obsessed with a new fandom or craft every few months. incorporealbard.online
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Answering every professional request for the rest of the day with "whyyyyyyy? staaahpppp" while stamping a foot

Stop doomscrolling!!! Bake cute cakes for the people you love!!! ✨🍓💖🍰

Trying to pick up a regular yoga practice again after a few months off and it's disgusting how much it helps regulate my emotional well-being. How dare my body be swayed by something as simple as "stretching" and "breathing"? Ugh I have to keep it up now

looking at my bank account rn

FINALLY IT’S FRIDAY!

Signs of spring 🌷✨🌱

reading the news

@councilormorillo.bsky.social Thank you so much for coming out to the Meet Your Councilors event tonight! Your passion and clarity was inspiring, I’m so glad you’re working on behalf of district 3. Appreciate all you do to connect with & advocate for the most vulnerable members of our community!! 🫶

complaining about "the far left" is such loser energy. oh no, not the people who want everyone to have human rights!!!!

The horror of realizing your lunch break is an hour further away than you thought

Hit a reading slump this winter, but am feeling that need to rapidly finish books coming back just like the bulbs starting to sprout. Will have to find several consecutive hours somewhere so I can devour a few books soon 💙📚

The weather might not feel springy quite yet but I’m ready to shake off the winter blahs so—wrote about last month’s trip to NYC finally and made a flurry of little updates to the hobby site. Feels good to write again!! incorporealbard.online/blog/post?sl...

It's one of those days where knowing how much a universal basic income would change and improve my life is really weighing me down. There's a better way! We just have to get to it! I wish I didn't have to labor to live!

Sunday night Magic in the new house 🥰

Mood.

I'm at that part of moving where I'm starting to want to do normal stuff, like work on a cross-stich project, except... have not unpacked enough to know where that is.......

Some day soon I'll leave work and it'll be sunny out—and my soul will crawl out of the dirt—and I'll have the will to do things again—and I swear on the moon if it doesn't happen soon,,,,

The fact that I have to trudge through late-stage capitalism and our fall into fascism all while not being able to enjoy a cozy hot coffee without my body melting down is like, really eating at me today. Herbal tea is definitely better for my nerves, but at what cost

I don't want to watch videos of a nazi with a chainsaw I want to watch an episode of Severance that explains what's going on with the goats

How do you not lay eyes on your first crocus of the year and not drop to your knees weeping in gratitude for the passage of time

Literally counting down the minutes to when I get to eat the leftover pasta I brought for lunch. Hey, like, almost every thing is bad and scary right now, gotta look for those glimmers of joy every day ya know

A patient brought me flowers as a thanks/sorry for rescheduling a bunch of appointments for them. So sweet!! Has me even more ready for spring to get here 🌷

Meeting with some friends tonight to chat about Let This Radicalize You and just can't wait! So grateful to have lovely pals who want to learn how to build community and put up a fight 🥰💙📚

Nothing helps me appreciate my quiet morning routine quite like three weeks of hectic life stuff happening, when there's no way to do the quiet morning routine any more. Wild that changing one small part of my day makes everything else noticeably harder to get done

love to see generative AI lose in court 😍

really tough to focus on work today knowing there's Civ VII waiting for me at home

Elon Musk is calling for the CFPB's remaining account balance of $711,586,678 to be returned to the American taxpayers. That you give everyone $2-$3. But returning Elon Musk’s money to taxpayers would give everyone about $1,300 each.

Oh things got busy and scary and I forgot I would use my free will to post little nothings on the internet

Ahhhh totally missed the release of Foundation 1.0 last week, it's so cute 🥹 Loving the new art style very much

We’re only partially moved in but I found some candles to light for Imbolc 😌

On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican. Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries. We are not going anywhere. Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.

She doesn’t even know she’s moving houses today

gonna have the best cutest hottest t4t love just to spite em (and also because it's fun as heck)

Work vignette: Amber by 311 is playing softly throughout the office. A coworker is ranking harry potter movies in the other room. The page refreshes: there's an executive order denying life saving care to trans kids. You begin to melt into the floor destroying the ergonomic chair they bought you,,,

It surprises me every. time. people who are seemingly pro-queer rights use Harry Potter as a small talk topic. Have you not heard about Joanne? Do you not care? Do you not see the pronoun sticker on my name tag? why is this happening

Love to take breaks from my little receptionist job to catch up on the horrifying world events happening

This goes so fucking hard dude

to disable AI features in iOS 18.3 & ipadOS 18.3 settings --> apple intelligence & siri --> apple intelligence --> toggle off apple intelligence & siri --> chatgpt --> setup prompts --> toggle off screen time --> content & privacy restrictions--> toggle on --> intelligence & siri --> toggle off

I was worried that scheduling to move the week after vacation was going to be stressful, but I think the time pressure is going to make packing fly by actually (manifesting)

Reading this piece was a trip because you're like, yeah these are horrible people who are reveling in horrible things… and then slowly realize that perhaps the writer didn't think they were covering horrible people? And maybe the writer was explaining how cool these parties were in earnest?

Pls admire this pretty sunset I captured in Central Park last week

“lol you’re still masking in 2025?” Health news in 2025: