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benkei : alright, waka, i need you to swear- wakasa : fuck! benkei : swear as in promise, waka!

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ran : [about mochi] i could recognise him by tits alone.

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senju : who was your first kiss? hina : [blushes] takemichi. mikey : takemitchy. sanzu : [mumbles] takemichi. senju : takemitchy, you little- senju : wait. you kissed my brother?! takemichi : uh …

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takemichi : [surrounded by people trying to kill him] [nervously holds up an used, white tissue] parley?

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benkei : do you remember that? being young and stupid? shinichiro : speak for yourself. i’m still stupid.

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south : i guess i’m just too tough to cry. ran : just yesterday you were crying about snakes. south : [tearing up] they don’t have any arms!

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kakucho : anytime izana starts to tell me a funny childhood memory i brace myself to hear the most traumatising story ever. izana : it was funny. kakucho : i will pay for your therapy bills.

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sanzu : while you were caught up in your homosexuality, i studied the art of the blade.

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koko : our relationship is strictly professional. kisaki : [sitting on koko’s lap] absolutely, only business.

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baji : why is hanma gagged? chifuyu : he wouldn’t stop talking. kazutora : even when he was unconscious? chifuyu : especially when he was unconscious!

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hakkai : i will not stand here and be insulted! ran : then stand somewhere else and i’ll insult you there, i don’t care.

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souya : rin, why do your clothes smell like garlic? rindou : oh, i put garlic in my pants so vampires won’t steal them. souya : why would vampires steal your pants?! rindou : they won’t because of the ga- were you even listening?!

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izana : valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped boxes of chocolates for their significant others and pos- kakucho : i wrote you a poem. izana : [already crying] you did?!

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yuzuha : now they come for my woman? my sweet, defenseless little woman? senju : i’m the unmatched kawaragi senju.

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pah-chin : what’s something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult? ryusei : santa claus. baji : the tooth fairy. chifuyu : the easter bunny. kazutora : myself.

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rindou : you take so long to finish a bowl of soup. shion : oh please, you inhale your food. rindou : i grew up with ran, if you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

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baji : can i bite you? kazutora : only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it.

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sanzu : i’d kill someone if you asked me to. mikey : i’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if i didn’t ask you to.

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hanma : why do you always talk to yourself? kisaki : i simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation.

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hina : why is takemichi-kun crying on the floor? naoto : he’s drunk. hina : and? naoto : he found out that you’re married. hina : but he is my husband. naoto : i know.

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kazutora : i do not “have ptsd”. that is all just the wizard’s curse. kazutora : the wizard is my father but that is not relevant.

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mucho : sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail. rindou : no, it was my fault. rindou : i shouldn’t have used my one phone call to play a prank on shion.

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inui : if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i’d only have one dollar because you’re all i think about. koko : have fun being broke, idiot.

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takeomi : what is in this bottle? wakasa : it’s water. takeomi : no, it’s wine. wakasa : listen here, jesus, this is water.

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koko : i started seeing someone. senju : as in dating or hallucinations?

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shinichiro : you read my diary? emma : at first, i did not know it was your diary. i thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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mucho : i lost mikey. takeomi : how did you lose mikey?! mucho : to be fair, he is very small.

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baji : when have i ever done something rash and irresponsible? chifuyu : [pulling out a giant folder] would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

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rindou : i sort of did something and i need some advice, but i don’t want a lot of judgment and criticism. koko : and you came to me?

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benkei : [sparring with wakasa] wakasa : i won. benkei : i have you pinned on the floor. wakasa : [grins] i am aware.

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principle : your brother said a swear word, we don’t condone this kind of behaviour. takeomi : i’m sorry, i’ll talk to him. takeomi : [to sanzu] haruchiyo, what the fuck?

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kazutora : even if your being held hostage … baji : chifuyu : kazutora : it’s at least nice to be held.

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mikey : name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, i’ll wait. takemichi : you and me. mikey : [tearing up] okay.

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yuzuha : do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? senju : it was … autocorrect. yuzuha : autocorrect wrote “you’re so hot, please step on me”? senju : senju : yes.

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takeomi : my level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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inui : [under his bike, fixing it] can you hand me a 9mm? rindou : [opens the bag, takes out a 9mm pistol and hands it to inui] inui : [takes it, looks at the pistol and then back at rindou] i meant a ratchet. rindou : oh-

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chifuyu : peke j just slapped me. chifuyu : no loyal people in this world. chifuyu : i was lying down and he just came over and slapped me, i did nothing to provoke this.

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ryusei : [to baji and chifuyu] you guys need to stop introducing me as “the boy you shared.”

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takeomi : [texting] please bring home PURIFIED water with no minerals added for taste. NONE. wakasa : i got spring water. takeomi : NO. wakasa : with extra minerals. it’s like licking stalagmite. takeomi : DON’T COME HOME. wakasa : mm, cave water.

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shion : hear me out, we kidnap him. kakucho : no.

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hakkai : would you be mad if i used the argument, “i’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian.”? senju : never. i’m proud to help you win arguments.

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benkei : you are 18, stop acting like a grumpy old man. takeomi : fuck you.

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mochi : my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon. kakucho : what do you mean? what do you mean by that?!

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rindou : [to sanzu] you have so many fucking psychological problems. rindou : [starts making out with sanzu]

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senju : [on the phone with emma] i’ll be there soon, bro! senju : senju : i’m sorry for calling you bro, you’re my girlfriend and i love you. emma : i love you too, bro.

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south : [holding up a pair of sparkly, red booty shorts] what are these? taiju : my weekend plans.

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mikey : [texting] come back. mikey : i miss you. mikey : where did you go? mikey : are you mad at me? mikey : please come back. draken : i was gone for two minutes. how much attention do you need? mikey : all of it.

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senju : [watching shinichiro and takeomi flirt with each other] are they lovers? wakasa : worse, they’re stupid.

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mucho : i appreciate you coming on these morning walks with me, rin. mucho : it’s nice to see you motivated to engage in a healthy activity for a change. rindou : [stealthily checking his pokemon go app] yeah, sure, it feels great to be out in the world, walking around and …

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sanzu : can i use your office chair? koko : i’m using it. sanzu : you’re not spinning. koko : i don’t want to spin. sanzu : you’re using it wrong.

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