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submitted 6 days ago • 745 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 13 days ago • 466 comments

I often think about how the main non-occult antagonist of the first Ghostbusters movie was a guy who worked at the Environmental Protection Agency, & it was just taken as read that we'd all boo a guy who was a threat to freedom loving Americans' god given right to store nuclear waste in Manhattan

submitted 14 days ago • 103 comments

The CDC has announced that getting sick is the result of divine judgment and it is sheer human arrogance to think we can avoid it

submitted 380 days ago • 23 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 20 days ago • 179 comments

The three things that can be nuggets: 1. Chicken 2. Gold 3. Truth No other nuggets are known to exist.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i like to think the president and vice president have bunk beds in the white house

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

submitted 49 days ago • 65 comments

Having trouble remembering which axis is which? No problemo, just consult this handy guide!

submitted 109 days ago • 184 comments

cabbage?? oh you mean nerd lettuce

submitted 110 days ago • 18 comments

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submitted 110 days ago • 194 comments