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What gets me is that if trump had put Musk in charge of NASA, the bromance would have never broken.

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Imagine This Being Your Last Words

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“Wealth is hard to acquire, but poverty is always present.”

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We had no reason to be fooled.

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I came to the DMV totally unprepared. I should have brought a lawn chair and a picnic basket, like half the people waiting outside right now. For one guy, this is his third day waiting to be seen. And don’t laminate your Social Security Card. Doing so invalidates it. :(

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A guy with a red MAGA hat on the side of the road hitchhiking. Looks like you found where you need to be.

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I found the beginnings of a wasp nest inside the gas cap cover of my vehicle today. It’s not the universe working against you when these things happen, it’s just the world turning, though you might think it’s an omen or karma. That wasp wants a good life, too.

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:)

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Not the best pictures of the eclipse, but the best my phone can do. I don’t know what that blue squiggle is.

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Elderly lady called 911 to say someone had slipped a drug into her drink and now she was dizzy. Turns out she’d taken a THC edible on her own. “Something isn’t right and I need a doctor.” Obviously she missed the whole Woodstock thing. #EMS

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Drinking some Moosehead Canadian Beer. Good stuff. This isn’t political, but all this Canada Tariff stuff made me think about this beer from the beginning.

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New neighbor in my backyard. Owls are the coolest.

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My condolences to Dolly Parton over the loss of her husband. Dolly is such a good person and I hope she finds peace after losing her husband of 60 years.

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Patient told me my driving sucked when we got to the hospital. Coming from a woman wearing fishnet pantyhose backward, I’m not much offended. That line and the little bows are supposed to be on the back, right? #EMS

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“Appeal at the point of sale.” Andy Griffith Show, season 6, episode 28th.

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Called to an unconscious patient. Step into a room with a nasty mattress and beer cans all over the floor. Start working on a guy and someone tapped my in the shoulder. “Don’t forget about that one over there.” Any other dead people in this house? #EMS

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Al was a practical man.

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Leaving the hardware store and I see a guy staggering toward me and he gets in front of me and takes a deep breath from an aerosol can. “Can I have $20?” “You can’t stop huffing long enough to beg for absurd amounts of money?” “God told me to.” “God Bless, sir.”

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Thanks, trump.

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I knew my diabetic patient was getting better when she regained consciousness and started lecturing me about diabetes. #EMS

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Patient complaint of chest pain. Patient had put her bra on but failed to put her breasts into the bra. It was painful, evidently. #EMS

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Being dumb and drunk is not a psychiatric emergency. #EMS

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I put 150 miles on my ambulance so far tonight. At 6 mpg, that’s a hell of a fuel bill. #EMS.

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New medical term: stomach fold. As in, “My stomach fold has gotten so large that it is hard to stand up and I need knee replacement, so it is hard to exercise.” “Yes, ma’am.” #EMS

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The problem with humans is there is no elevation of comfort that we don’t feel entitled to if we possess it for even a moment.

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Patient fell asleep in a running car with his foot mashing the accelerator to the floor. The engine blew up and oil went everywhere. “Do you understand your car is totaled?” “It’s just an oil leak. It’s always leaked oil.” #EMS

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Just had a very sick flu patient. I did everything I could to make her better. Get to the hospital and a security guard started giving me problems. “Please don’t be rude to him, sir. He’s doing so much to help me.” That’s what I call winning :) #EMS

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I had just read a small article on the WWII hero Audie Murphy, so I mentioned it to my patient. He had no idea who Audie was. Then I found out no one at the hospital had ever heard of him, either. Do you know who he was? #EMS

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Asked a patient how many kids he has to determine whether the was alert and aware. “Only two,” he said. His wife started to correct him. “Only two, the drug addict punk I disowned doesn’t count.” “Yes, sir.” He looks at his wife, “Only two.” #EMS

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