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Just found out an actor I quite like is in the new HP⚡️ show on MAX… which is a shame. But let’s talk about the logistics. They’re locked in for 7 seasons MINIMUM. The 5th book is almost 3.5 times longer than the 1st, so will they stick to 1 book per season? Any chance this won’t be cancelled?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Jumping on that action-figure trend, but zero AI. This is actually a vector that I drew (in Flash!) because I am hardcore. Particularly proud of my hair (modelled from accompanying picture); and unfortunately, this is actually a trace of the shape of my nose 🤥 #starterpack

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

🧪🐢💙❤️💜🧡🍕🗽

submitted 30 days ago • 15 comments

As my friend put it: feeling my oats today.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine you text your dealer like “hey man got any coke 👀” and they respond with “no is Pepsi okay”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If you heard the noises I just made using a foam roller on my IT band, you would be calling an ambulance / subscribing to my OF

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

It finally happened! My FB header image is relevant again! 🙏🏻

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

lol I just remembered, apropos of absolutely nothing, that Ocean Colour Scene once existed. jfc

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

94th in the world for speed. SPEEEEED! What no YOU should be working because of deadlines

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I think there’s been one (1) entire day since Christmas when I haven’t had a headache. I am single-handedly keeping Panadol afloat right now 🤕

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

People who ‘skip intro’ on Bob’s Burgers have no soul and will crumble to dust when the end comes.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

MOANA 2: MOAN-HARDER

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Quote with a picture and your age. Neolithic.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

One of the big questions I have about Edward Coristine, one of the little harem of the Elon Youth, is this: who tf gave him that haircut

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

The only reason you don’t call lasagne ‘bolognaise cake’ is because you are a coward who is afraid of the truth

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

No way - I just worked out that, if you rush and don’t really care about the results, you can get stuff done MUCH quicker 🤯 #LifeHack

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

It never fails to surprise me that right-wing grundle-chompers like Tucker Carlson have kids. Like he managed to persuade an actual woman to let him do sex on her. Baffling. (Also no offence kid but you look like you need to get your face slapped at least 4 more times)

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Someone drew an S on the chalkboard, so I had to

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I plugged a usb cable in right way up first time AMA

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments

Going away for 2 days and only packed 2 pairs of underwear. #LivingOnTheEdge

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Frosty morning views ❄️

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

The first proper house clean after Christmas. Already found two sneaky little piles of cat sick hidden away. Thanks for that, guys.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

IG helping me celebrate in style 🥳

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments