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indigo12.bsky.social
Cat lover, 42, crappy guitar player, bipolar and Irish. Not political, please no sex stuff. no messages without permission first. Please don't follow me, I'm paranoid enough.
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A old friend keeps texting me drunk on WhatsApp talking bout the good old days when we could hang out before we got so busy 1) He doesn't work 2) He lives 5 miles away 3) I've seen his car driving round my block multiple times.

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Spaghetti Bolognese or tacos for dinner?

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

you're not ugly, you're just not your own type

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Like you, I’m doing my best to persevere: stealing pies from windowsills, carving shivs from Ivory soap bars, whistling RATM songs with much vibrato and etc

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

Relationship advice: Never neglect morning wood.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Cocaine so white it takes credit for 15-year-old jokes by a Canadian blogger

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Happy mothers day, y'all

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good night you crazy bastards.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

been trying my best to replicate my takeaway's version of Singapore noodles, turns out the secret ingredient is peanut oil. I shall burn the restaurant for fear they will share it with others

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My diet consists of meat and veg but 90% of it is cat hair

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open.spotify.com/track/4NnWuG... When you meet the girl of your dreams and you realise she only your second cousins #smallisland

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I was just saying how gummy vitamins are so good they should put vitamins in more foods. Then I realized I invented fruits and vegetables.

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I made Singapore style noodles! I will not post a picture here as i realise some of you a chefs... that's like doing a half arsed cartwheel in front of a gymnast

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youtu.be/dMSFqXGZ5TQ?... Reminds me to the time i shat myself at a family function

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youtu.be/cJRP3LRcUFg?... Morrissey wrote this for me

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Thinking to myself "Jesus the radio is great today" realised i was listening to my Spotify playlist😔

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youtu.be/mIMMZQJ1H6E?...

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hope we get a heat wave this year. Ireland comes alive in the sunshine. There's a saying here "it would be a great little country if you could put a roof on it"

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decided to let my hair grow long. My brothers going bald so i want to get a passive aggressive dig in

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youtu.be/v0CYB5V9e64?...

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First day.. as a Non smoker.

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Friends, please feel free to quote post my stuff, *especially* if it lends itself to an even better joke. But, please, for the love of God, don't make a funny post fuel for some anger-driven political statement. No. Bad. No.

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Switching to BlueSky from X was the best decision I've made under the effects of alcohol. Y'all are amazing people.

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I cant quit smoking. I feel stupid and worthless. 😑

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it’s hard to avoid running into your ex when you live in the same town

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open.spotify.com/track/2VNrqH... Damn right.

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Had to buy Bear some cat milk. Hopefully it stops him recreating Jackson Pollock pieces in his litter tray

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#Caturday By Marco Franco Domenak

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Absolute Worst tattoo of all time 😂 #cats #cat #catlover #catlovers #CatsOfbluesky 😂🤣

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Maturity is when your brain screams "fuck you" but your fingers type "have a great day".

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Boss says he's watching the CCTV of all of the weekend shifts to see if work is being done. I bet as a kid he saw Mr Burns on tv and said "look mom, that's who I want to be when i grow up"... fucking hell spawn

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