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inearlyshirtmypant.bsky.social
They took my s! Twitter took my ants, so I guess it's a step up. Anyway, I came from the present future and I'm here to sky... or blue... or whatever we're going to call messages on this.
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I thought I was going to be higher.

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Sadly, I fear our beloved Super Bowl, once an event where you could hear elaborate performances of the National Anthem and watch fighter jet flyovers, has become a government psyop

submitted 382 days ago • 25 comments

I'm finally at the point that Gmail is so annoying with pushes to purchase stuff that I want a new email provider. Who should I switch to? Google is over. They lost "don't be evil" and went to "be as shitty and evil as possible."

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So are we popping off over here yet?

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gonna start my own fuckin' appliance company and its gonna be called Dumb Fuckin' Appliances. we will use microchips the bare minimum possible. if i can do everything with solenoids and physical clocks i will. they will never know that the internet exists

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Hold up, so it's the Mars bar in the rest of the world, but it's the Milky Way in the US. The 3 Musketeers is called the Milky Way in the rest of the world, except in Canada where they don't have any candy bar named the Milky Way. They just have the Mars and 3 Musketeers. Why do they do this?

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I'm trying to figure this app out. Could everyone follow me, please? Thank you.

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submitted 531 days ago • 19 comments

you shouldn’t be allowed to build tolerance to alcohol. that’s pretty fucked up

submitted 531 days ago • 27 comments

What's all this then?

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How do I do the absolute most important thing on any social media, make my feed newest first?

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I'm finally in! I'm one of the cool kids!

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