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They’ve had him in custody for less than a week and he looks absolutely broken. What the actual fuck is going on in that jail?

I be eating the fuck out of the Mac and cheese at the Chinese buffet

BRUHH I do NOT have time for this guy again

Memories #NARUTO #sasunaru #Narusasu

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When it comes to Horror movies I think practical effects are significantly better than cgi. It’s easy to concoct a little freak with a computer, but if you take the time to make him with your hands? That’s love for the genre, that’s love for your craft.

i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.

Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes. #themoreyouknow

Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image

I was glad that Red Letter Media didn’t dunk on I Saw the TV Glow and were actually open to the themes despite being middle aged beer dads, but also Jay basically going “It.. it IS transgendered Mike” had me rolling in the floor

This deadass gotta be the scariest iteration of my cat I’ve ever made, but also this is exactly what he looks like in the middle of the night

catholic trauma leon s kennedy you will ALWAYS be famous

Sinead O’Connor is rapidly approaching your location/j

So did any other Autistic people that have been pregnant get more autistic during that time or is it just me #autism #pregnancy #halpmeh

Ain’t no fucking way they got BONEFISH wrapped up in this shit #wicked

Struggler Esnupi

Reupload: Soder cats

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

Been real obsessed with Expedition Unknown these last few days. I just love how reverent Josh is of every culture he immerses himself in

She’s Fujoing out!!

Me and my man if yall even care

I used to work with a guy that we called Unc, he was 74 and about 4’11” and always talking about his “younger woman” that he had, all the dates he’d take her on, the gifts he’d get her, how crazy she went on the D. Eventually one of my coworkers asked how old his “younger woman” was. She was 54.

It’s so funny how my manager reacts when I talk about my recent stay in the “looney bin”. He’s like heinously offended that I call it that but it’s MY ongoing mental health crisis and I get to choose the jokes buddy

Fuck killing a Victorian child with a Dorito, I’m gonna go back to the 20’s, find a loser film enthusiast girl, give her Letterboxed and a blunt and show her Evil Dead II

I love when people have brown eyes, but I especially love when it’s an uncommon shade of brown and makes them look like a vampire🖤

Being a writer is just 40% procrastination, 20% looking up synonyms to words, 30% deleting paragraphs because they're not good enough and 10% imposter syndrome #writer

me after i swore up and down i’d never join bluesky

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In exchange for being G-d’s favorite when it counts, I must suffer being his punching bag the rest of the time

rainbow dash always dresses in style #mlp #art #silly

Instructions unclear, shit my pants

People that get pregnant more than once on purpose are INSANE. I’m so miserable rn it’s not even funny AND I have work at 10am😭

engagement farming is too advanced.. i’m still engagement hunting and engagement gathering

A lot of PS2 games have really stood the test of time and are charming in their own way, but fly so far under the radar that a remake would be unthinkable by a major studio. I absolutely love the shit you can get for $5 in a mystery case at the game store

My idiot son, ladies and gents

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