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The moon can’t control you if you’re dehydrated all the time.

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“I don’t think people should take medical advice from me” - RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services

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Spring things

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Typing in Amazon’s search bar: “I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell” simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.

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I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.

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Jumps from one emotion to another Parkour

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I miss when we called posts on here “skeets”

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I hope one of the last people to leave the Department of Education just deletes all the student loan information. You could be the hero we need in these dark times.

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www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news... This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.

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Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.

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Trump pity buying a tesla when he probably doesn’t even have a drivers license, just to make Elon feel something besides pathetic. That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.

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Twitter today like:

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going to the store, anyone need anything?

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Bacon is the onion of meats. Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance. Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.

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We need more Luigi’s

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oig.ssa.gov/report/ Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.

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Every day in the US has me like:

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trumpgolftrack.com

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Fear, panic, and an over saturation of chaotic information is a tactic to keep us scrambling rather than focused. When people are in a state of panic they struggle to think, to organize and to focus on issues in a way that forms change. Its hard to not panic right now. We have so much to lose.

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One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. ~Booker T. Washington

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I am so tired, and my lips are chapped, but this dog. 🐕 ❤️

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I’m supposed to believe that the guy MAGA praises as a “genius” didn’t know he was giving a Nazi salute? Twice?!?

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My dog. That is all.

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They gave is tiktok back. I had to check the news like a fossil. Gonna get my fix before they take it away again.

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Me collecting new Chinese spies on Red Note like:

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the year, 2017 Japan makes a fateful decision which leads society to the inevitable reign of the Skibidi Toilet

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Day 1 of TikTok ban

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We have a theatre located in a mall that is dying, and the hall leading to the theatre has some backrooms vibes. It used to have stores, now it has.. gestures vaguely at photos

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Crocs, but pants.

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boos

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Red Note update: The Chinese people on Red Note have been nothing but kind, curious, and accepting. After seeing how they are living, and the cost of living there, it’s reaffirmed my belief that America is not as great as we are led to believe (no surprise) and they have the CUTEST dogs and cats.

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The potential TikTok ban literally has us running to Lemon8 and Red note, other Chinese apps. I ran too. Fuck it. You’re not gonna see me using instagram, or Twitter. Zuckerberg and Musk can keep their stupid apps and I will go try and fail to understand Mandarin as a TikTok transplant.

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2025 bacon found in the wild today while shopping. Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say: “Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”

The moon can’t control you if you’re dehydrated all the time.

“I don’t think people should take medical advice from me” - RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services

Spring things

Typing in Amazon’s search bar: “I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell” simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.

I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.

Jumps from one emotion to another Parkour

I miss when we called posts on here “skeets”

I hope one of the last people to leave the Department of Education just deletes all the student loan information. You could be the hero we need in these dark times.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news... This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.

Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.

Trump pity buying a tesla when he probably doesn’t even have a drivers license, just to make Elon feel something besides pathetic. That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.

Twitter today like:

going to the store, anyone need anything?

Bacon is the onion of meats. Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance. Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.

We need more Luigi’s

oig.ssa.gov/report/ Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.

Every day in the US has me like:

trumpgolftrack.com

Fear, panic, and an over saturation of chaotic information is a tactic to keep us scrambling rather than focused. When people are in a state of panic they struggle to think, to organize and to focus on issues in a way that forms change. Its hard to not panic right now. We have so much to lose.

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. ~Booker T. Washington

I am so tired, and my lips are chapped, but this dog. 🐕 ❤️

I’m supposed to believe that the guy MAGA praises as a “genius” didn’t know he was giving a Nazi salute? Twice?!?

My dog. That is all.

They gave is tiktok back. I had to check the news like a fossil. Gonna get my fix before they take it away again.

Me collecting new Chinese spies on Red Note like:

the year, 2017 Japan makes a fateful decision which leads society to the inevitable reign of the Skibidi Toilet

Day 1 of TikTok ban

We have a theatre located in a mall that is dying, and the hall leading to the theatre has some backrooms vibes. It used to have stores, now it has.. gestures vaguely at photos

Crocs, but pants.

boos

Red Note update: The Chinese people on Red Note have been nothing but kind, curious, and accepting. After seeing how they are living, and the cost of living there, it’s reaffirmed my belief that America is not as great as we are led to believe (no surprise) and they have the CUTEST dogs and cats.

The potential TikTok ban literally has us running to Lemon8 and Red note, other Chinese apps. I ran too. Fuck it. You’re not gonna see me using instagram, or Twitter. Zuckerberg and Musk can keep their stupid apps and I will go try and fail to understand Mandarin as a TikTok transplant.

2025 bacon found in the wild today while shopping. Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say: “Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”

The years need to get better. Not you.

Merry Happy Whatever you are doing on this day. I hope its good.

Unfortunate placement found in the wilds of Winco.

My youngest went though another growth spurt and now she is a dinosaur

🤷🏼‍♀️