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infidel.bsky.social
coffee is for losers
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New 18 yr old at work keeps calling customers "big dawg"

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

now I walk through the shadow of the valley of death or whatever

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

why not Beautiful Christmas Sweaters?

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

Are we really supposed that the guy from Coldplay used to rule the world?

submitted 502 days ago • 0 comments

🍻Luton completely clear of relegation ?

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

In New York I really rock 🎵

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

need to go back to school to get smart again so I can return to coasting on natural ability

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

snark is the spice of life

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

kindness is merely weakness leaving the body

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

paying with cash rocks because no one knows how to count change anymore and they always give you too much back

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

its cool that they're releasing movies that don't exist

submitted 562 days ago • 1 comment

number 1 tip I give to people to optimize their life: stop wasting your time on fucking Rube Goldberg machines.

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

for everyone asking where I got my em dash, here it is -> —

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

you're all going to hell for not laughing — at any of my jokes

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

if the wright brothers invented planes then why are the museums named after Aaron Space

submitted 568 days ago • 0 comments

dropped out of school to peruse my dreams

submitted 568 days ago • 0 comments

"yeah man that's crazy, that actually also happened to a buddy of mine... what's that? ... oh he's a guy I read about on the Internet."

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

they never got around to this I guess

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

take my data - please!

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

im a total class reductionist. I want to reduce classism.

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

"Friday I'm in love" - the Curb

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

i guess I I'll have to block you all on here now

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

you honk, you drink

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I give myself the heebie jeebies

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

my million dollar idea is that everyone who's ever been to Cabo dies within the week

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

oh so this is exactly like twitter

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments