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HE'S GOT A GUN

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Games Workshop, if you let me write a Warhammer 40k Ork book, my promise to you is this: I will make your universe dumber than you can possibly imagine

mad magazine printed this email in 1995 and it really says so much about online

I had a dream where I was stuck in bed, and this guy was taking care of me. Kept bringing me soup. He’d talk and it’d sound like very soft mumbling from another room. I couldn’t always understand the words, but it made me feel warm. Calm. I asked his name and he said “Oh I’m the grim reaper.”

Look there's a LOT wrong with sci-fi and fantasy books from the 80s and early 90s but those authors would find the thirstiest, most shameless sicko imaginable and pay him $5000 to draw the horniest, most extravagant cover art you've ever seen in your life and we need to go back to those days

Welcome to America

Lfg

you've unlocked 'Seasonal Mothman' in my mind

haven't watched it yet but every new folding ideas is an auto-share

When the hundred year's war started, people were probably like "what war is this?" And then they were told "it's the hundred year's war." And they were like "oh no!"

baby we are ANTICIPATED lithub.com/lit-hubs-mos...

as someone who lives into New Jersey and commutes into New York the idea that I would drive my fucking car there is the most insane shit I've ever heard. why don't i just drag my bathtub there every day. why dont I bring my stove

in an uncertain world where you're struggling to get by, spare a thought for powerful tech corporations, who could do so much good for us, but keep burning time and treasure to create things like The Electric Dolezal

When real pain enters the room you have to respect it and hope you don’t catch its eye like it’s a bear you spot just off in the distance in the woods.

The comments on this are crazy as hell. I can’t stop reading them