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The Fox headline will say that a carny is Prime Minister and that he bribed Canadians by offering free rides on the tilt-a-whirl. #Canadian #canada #markcarney #primeminister #fox #foxnews #joke #humour #humor #funny #liberals #liberalpartyofcanada #comedy

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think all of the Mexican produce in my fridge is planning a quinceañera for my bottle of salad dressing. #Canadian #canada #mexico #mexican #boycottusa #buymexican #buycanadian #quinceanera #joke #humour #humor #funny #comedy

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I hope Americans don’t expect Canada to get on its knees. That’s what they have Lindsey Graham and Melania for. #Canadian #canada #trump #melania #lindseygraham #joke #tariffs #humour #humor #comedy #funny

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Trump can’t pay Melania enough to go down on him, so he’s getting Dow Jones to do it for “free”. #tariffs #trump #melania #stockmarket #dowjones #tradewar #canada #mexico #canadian #tariff

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I think Boeing would be a great company to work for. I’ve heard they have an open door policy. #dadjokes #dadjoke #funny #comedy #joke #jokes #humour #humor #boeing

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Forget gold, frankincense and myrrh. The new Christian must haves are Botox, hair extensions and acrylic nails. Not sure what the women are wearing, though. #Funny #joke #comedy #humour #humor #christian #christianity #religion #hypocrite #christiannighmares

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Lauren Boebert is apparently quite concerned that she might be replaced by jerk chicken. #Boebert #laurenboebert #gop #humour #humor #joke #comedy #funny #colorado #uspolitics #congress #chicken

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

You mean I have to figure out what to make for dinner again? I just did that yesterday. #dinner #joke #funny #humour #humour #comedy #adulting #dailylife #cooking #mealprep

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Canada should just change its packaging or move to another aisle and then Americans won’t be able to find us. #Canadian #canada #USSA #americans #nazis #funny #humour #joke #jokes #humor #comedy #amerikkka #putin #trump #groceries

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

WestJet wants to send me to Winnipeg for $99 for their 29th birthday sale. I take these kinds of threats very seriously and will be calling the RCMP. #Canadian #canada #westjet #travel #airtravel #rcmp #threat #joke #humour #humor #comedy #funny #winnipeg

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It was the British TV show “Are You Being Served” that turned me gay. No, not because of Mr. Humphries. I think because I heard too much about Mrs. Slocombe’s p*ssy. #Gay #joke #humour #humor #funny #comedy #british #britishtv #tvshows

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Beware of dating profiles that say they don’t drink and don’t smoke. What do they do - listen to Adam Ant songs all day? #Dating #datingadvice #datingtips #joke #humour #humor #funny #comedy #adamant #the80s #eighties #80s #theeighties

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Duck season: No Wabbit season: No Wepubwican season: 👍 #Trump #elmerfudd #republicans #nazis #rightwing #america #americanpolitics #darkhumour #darkhumor #comedy #elon

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Canada and South Korea suddenly have a lot in common. May something good come from this…like kimchi poutine. #Canadian #canada #southkorea #kimchi #poutine #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy

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Does anyone know if Inglourious Basterds is the most streamed movie at the moment? #Trump #inglouriousbasterds #Tarantino #joke #humour #humor #comedy #funny #nazis #streaming

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, but I buy German laundry detergent. No gentle prodding of stains on my watch. #Funny #joke #jokes #humour #humor #comedy #german #laundry #laundrytips

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t get this whole “swipe left/swipe right” stuff. That’s definitely NOT how I learned to use toilet paper and I’m not changing now. #Funny #joke #comedy #humour #humor #toilethumour #toilethumor #dadjoke #bathroom #swipeleft #swiperight

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

It all makes sense why Trump keeps threatening Denmark. Without them, Russia, USA & North Korea are just RUNK. #Trump #denmark #russia #northkorea #unitedstates #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy #drunk #nazis #politics

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Ever prop your sunglasses on the top of your head and then have them fall off into a public toilet? Yeah, me neither… #Funny #joke #jokes #comedy #humour #humor #toilethumor #toilethumour #sunglasses

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Found a grey pubic hair today. Fucking vaccines… #Funny #humour #humor #comedy #joke #vaccines #aging #

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How hard can it be to become a lawyer? I don’t drink and can easily pass any bar. #dadjokes #dadjoke #joke #funny #humour #humor #comedy #lawyer #bars #law

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It would be funny if Melania signed her most recent “personal services” contract thinking she was getting paid in rubies instead of rubles. #Melania #melaniatrump #russia #trump #russianasset #joke #funny #humor #humour #comedy #ruble #nazis

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Some free personal training advice: I make my body weight exercises more challenging by getting fatter. Mic drop… #Funny #exercise #gym #personaltraining #joke #humour #humor #comedy #micdrop #health #workout

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Does Eeelon fall into a permanent K hole or will he just become a bigger A hole? Tune in at the same time every day to find out the answer to this and other burning questions on the continuing story of MAGA SAGA. #ElonMusk #elon #musk #maga #funny #joke #satire #humour #humor #comedy #ketamine

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell when an American is pretending to be Canadian because they don’t know how to pronounce the “u” in colour and labour. #Canadian #language #canada #funny #joke #humor #humour #comedy #americans #spelling

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Why would anyone want a Swiss bank account? Your money would just fall through all the holes. #Funny #swiss #switzerland #joke #humour #humor #comedy #moneytips #finance #haha #banks

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Mass anarchy on an epic and overwhelming scale is the only hope for the US now. It’s French Revolution time. I usually restrict posts to humour, but can’t stand seeing the same bullsh!t every day. #trump #nazis #revolution #guillotine #anarchy #elon #republicans #takebackamerica

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments