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infuzion.bsky.social
Politics. Poet. Hater of glitter. Former paperboy. Back on my bullshit. infuzion.substack.com
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Something light for North Central Washington, as opposed to the Alabama-style politics around here.

I wrote another #poem and there's a song by me hidden in the post as well.

A chuckle for Friday morning.

Who needs affordable groceries? WE WANT PLASTIC STRAWS

The story of how a right-wing fib becomes the BIGGEST SCANDAL IN HISTORY, according to the elderly felon in the White House.

Expanding SCOTUS would have been cake. Roe was overturned under Biden. We didn't even finish prosecuting Trump, and in the one indictment where we did, no consequences. Nothing was done to safeguard us against this shit. MOVE LEFT. DEMAND DEMS MOVE LEFT. THEY'VE ALREADY TRIED THE OTHER DIRECTION.

Two poems within, each relevant.

Dear @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Do you even KNOW how much clickbait the site I used to write for did about your tweets over at the hive of scum and villainy? Can you do me a favor and just say hi to my 10-year-old neighbor Cullen on here, so a thousand generations can live in him too?

Yes, you've read about the defrocked priest. Here's my take on it, as it applies to people mimicking Musk in order to normalize what he did.

Real Americans hate Nazis.

Dear "Underwood lost 1.5 million Spotify listeners" posters: Jacobus wasn't any more correct when she first posted this than you are now. Carrie SHOULD have lost listeners, and she did. About 22K on Monday. But country fans LOVE Trump. Fact check before posting. Let's not be the right.

Whoops!

More poems, set to iambic pentameter.

A poem for the literary open mic tonight out in Leavenworth put on by the inimitable Holly Thorpe. Long live LitMic, the PNW's Loudest Open Mic!

The best present of all this year: I got to work side by side with my love, pouring Glühwein for tourists from all over the world in Leavenworth, WA. I watched an old man miracle another old man by paying for his drinks. I got to tell stories and hear them. I got to watch snow fall all day. Bliss.

Are we STILL trying to teach these guys?

Sure, English is a Dumpster™ fire that drinks prescriptivist tears. But lexicology and grammar are different things, and the errorist writer knows it. I'll see your addition of "enshittification" to the dictionary and raise you a tangible perception of your abstract noun. Bring the buttwipe.

KAREN! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! THERE ARE SCIENTISTS OVER HERE SAYING YOU'RE *WRONG* pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/

Poor Alex Bruesewitz :-(

If you've ever used the words "ladylike" or "manly," you have already AGREED that gender is a spectrum.