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actually i've been meaning to tell you, your intrusive thoughts aren't going hard enough. dream bigger, intrude more, open the exit row door of your mind and fly free.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

at least when we finally get the courage to leave the US forever we will immediately die in a fiery plane crash

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i love watching the 50 year celebration of my fave nonpartisan sketch comedy show. fun to see politicians not be skewered in 2025, i think that is what this country needs

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

doom scrolling?? baby i am doom diving i'm never coming back up for air

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i actually can’t post about The Bad Times happening right now because if i do i will Want To Die

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

bears are so cool. if i could hibernate and put down like 70 tons more berries and honey i would be so sane.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

today i made hot sauce out of the peppers i harvested this year. don't worry, they're all extremely spicy and will be going on many a fried egg.

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

showing up in my sleep demon's lucid dream to remind him he has to visit me later

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

i love traveling because what the fuck does this mean (this is rhetorical literally do not tell me a real answer)

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

a large part of my travels is just taking pictures of strangers' dogs. a dog? in another location? have to capture

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

just remembered i have a distant cousin who's so addicted to riding motorcycles his family staged an intervention

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

being jet lagged is insane. sorry i’m acting so weird i’m actually 6 hours ago

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

"why am i so carsick" i say in a cab, suffocating from the driver's cologne as i stare at every app on my phone in rapid succession while the driver is cosplaying GTA to get me to the airport

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

happy holidays from this lil man

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

i have watched the greatest minds of my generation forget to turn their phone flashlight off

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

one of the best christmas albums, with one of the most threatening titles of all time

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

incredible sweater today on murder she wrote

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

"so-and-so posted on threads for the first time" ooh ok there is nothing i care less about thank you

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

this transit website is giving me cryptic clues about life and i won't give up until i piece together the puzzle

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

just a lil life update that i am so obsessed with my new kitten Sophie

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

luigi news cycle really scraping the bottom of the barrel atm

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

you've heard of 3 kids in a trench coat but allow me to draw your attention to 5 ladies in a court dress

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

it's so fucked up when i've just gotten high off my coffee and no one is there to text me back 50 times in a row

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

hahahahaha okay buddy

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

(NYPDnews account): what ceo would YOU kill next? sound off in the comments!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

in pottery news, my 17-inch-tall egg vase is out of the kiln and i'm pretty into her

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

legally you can't post on reddit without a miserable person commenting about how big of a moron you are

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

rewriting "Joker" so it ends in a health insurance CEO assassination

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 89 days ago • 202 comments

Spotify wrapped but it's just my fave winter drink: 1. hot chocolate 2. hot chocolate 3. hot chocolate 4. hot chocolate 5. hot chocolate Congratulations! You're in the top 1% of hot chocolate drinkers. [video that hot chocolate left for its top sippers] Thank you so much for drinking so much of me

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

baby i can't stop thinking about you (you are a box of Nut-Thins i ate in one sitting)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

watching every pre-code film on criterion channel will fix me

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

unplugging my family's home security system to make room for my 9ft inflatable "christmas kathy hochul" yard decoration

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

magic isn't real, god is dead, and we live in hell. but christmas lights? christmas lights exist, and they are fantastic.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

(taps the mic after breathing into it for 30 seconds) heyyy you guys ever just not excited for stuff

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments