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100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

Alright, I thought about it, and I think we should all be paid more money

I have had bronchitis for a week. By now, not only am I still coughing, I have a stupid headache from coughing. Anyone wanting to slide any of the good “knock you out until the illness is just gone from your body” medicine my way, please feel free. I’m so tired.

Unfortunately, no matter how many times I try to make it in different ways, tea remains only Hot Water.

Yoooooo someone on this town hall straight up presented an option for directly suing the president

Teams: your microphone is muted Me: I’m coughing my lungs out, my coworkers do not need to hear that

Maybe I would have been more into math if I’d been taught that Pythagoras was a cult leader

gritty has seized control of the federal government

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Walked nine miles in the rain/snow today and feeling every single step

The Canadians have sent their advance forces

Oh no I made a misnake (snake mistake)

And when the world needed her most, Lady Gaga is making artpop and weird music videos again

I hope everyone complaining online and saying what "they SHOULD do this" are also writing or calling those thoughts in to their representatives. I mean, I can only take some of what you're saying and sprinkle it into my nightly anxiety emails. You gotta pull some of your own weight here.

Knoxville Pastor: “Dear @GovBillLee, this week you said taxpayer money belonged to the taxpayer… Please direct MY tax dollars to programs that help the least, the last, and the lost, as Jesus would prefer — or refund MY money to ME.” www.knoxnews.com/story/opinio...

Libraries pay for ebooks and (controversially) usually have to pay again if they want to keep them after a set number of check-outs, so authors do get paid by libraries. Do either, if you’re not pirating, the author is getting paid something.

I need a basketball person to explain the Luka thing to me, a layperson who understands only that each team can have 5 players on the court at a time, the lines are point designation or foul designation areas, and that you have to dribble the ball and not just hold it.

One of my representatives was at the USAID protest yesterday so when I wrote in about something else, I started the message thanking him and telling him it was encouraging.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Today’s character count for the Congressional Anxiety Journal Emails: 4,766. This is important because my HR only allows 2000 characters per message, so his office is gonna get real used to seeing multiples from me real quick (Though he did show up at the protest today so he got a thank you too)

Since Renaissance and Cowboy Carter are acts 1 and 2 of Beyoncé’s music reclamation era, I personally look forward to how she features Horse on act 3’s photo spread. Disco horse. Cowboy horse. What’s next???

congratulations to Kendrick Lamar and his song “Drake Is A Pedophile” for winning 15 grammys tonight

Decided I’m gonna start using my congressional representatives’ email forms as my daily anxiety journal. Just keep them up to speed on the life of a constituent under all of this. They’re gonna get so sick of me but guess what babes!!! It’s your job to do something!!!! Check and balance!!!

If you’re just joining us and wondering when the urge to use fire goes away, the answer is it doesn’t.

I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad. There’s not.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

I have very kind friends

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

If you’re angry that Congress is idly standing by while Trump seizes absolute authority through brazenly illegal power grabs—restructuring the entire government around his own cruel and arbitrary whims by executive decree—you should call your representatives and tell them: 202-224-3121

Weird fash nerds running around inside the federal government twiddling knobs and flipping switches and going "what does this one do?" Getting big blobs of jelly on everything. Somehow no one is telling them to fuck off. Cards on the table I don't really care for any of this!

*sees a sign for Rocks State Park* Me:

ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around. THE NEWS:

It's January 30, Vasily Arkhipov's birthday. In 1962, while an officer in the Soviet Navy, he stopped his submarine from launching a nuclear torpedo. Launching had to be unanimous; he was the only officer opposed. He single-handedly prevented global nuclear war. Sometimes it just takes one person.

This goes so fucking hard dude

I understand that this is an overused image, but if not now, when.

My mental health is not well, thanks for asking

It's still January.

It is STILL January and it will CONTINUE TO BE JANUARY THIS WEEK!????