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I think this is the dumbest car I’ve ever seen anyone drive

👇 Physically abusive boss who should have been forced to resign for assaulting staff

It’s cool that they can’t seem to elect one of these guys who isn’t constantly weeping

oh they've activated the Corbyn Protocols on Mamdani, huh

Dad was gay. His partner's son taught me that eating pussy was a thing. I got pretty good at it. You just have to listen to their bodies.

Dad loves old westerns and war movies. Tossup between The Dirty Dozen and The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

June 15, 2003: NBA Finals MVP Tim Duncan finishes with 21 PTS/20 REB/10 AST/8 BLK in an 88-77 victory over the New Jersey Nets in Game 6 of the NBA Finals, as the San Antonio Spurs clinch the NBA Championship. Duncan averaged 24.2 PTS/17.0 REB/5.3 AST/5.3 BLK in the 6-game series.

i guess i never posted about it here before but president's day seems like as good a holiday as any to bring it back up: we don't have nearly enough federal holidays. that's why i think we should create around 30 more, each anchored to the friday or monday around a significant union army victory

I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday

Posting “Dorothea middleMarch could be Batman but Bruce Wayne could not be Mrs casaubon “ before suddenly I realise yes he could. He absolutely could be Mrs casaubon.

incredible things are happening in China

Werner Herzog is such a good fucking villain in the Tom Cruise Jack Reacher movie

once shared a bus stop bench with all-american hooper Jared Sullinger

"it's not that deep," repeat people who are anxiously aware that if it was they would be fucked

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

when the videos of monkeys being surprised by magic tricks came out some people were like “it’s not funny that’s actually traumatic and upsetting to the monkeys” and i think of it every time i see a guy sincerely talking to ai

i think it's good that today's bleeding edge tech exists mainly as a threat and i'm excited about starving to death in a gleaming utopia while my lamp and coffee table cheerfully lie to one another and my fridge tries once again to order milk from a Dairy Queen that closed in 2021

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. F.M.: How do you figure that, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? F.M.: Um, sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell, but war is chock full of them.

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

It's okay to love two things

greatest to ever do it

LLMs are a vivid reminder that we already live in a planned economy. Investment is not directed by decentralized market signals, but by the conscious choices of a small group of people. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forget...

my current take on the NBA Finals: the Pacers make no sense. every Pacers playoff victory is like watching a team from a 90s sports comedy where the players are sometimes possessed by ghosts and can just teleport and nobody seems to think this is odd