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he/him, lifelong afterthought, Georgia Tech alum, and bridge designer ❤️💜💙 world's okayest salmon runner ||| Hatsune Meatsoup
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[siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh] thanks to Holly for bringing this up and the following link to find the contact info for my state reps. wrote a long email to them and will see if I get any response. and if nothing comes of that, well, they've got phone numbers to. (might publish the letter later?)

#PokemonDay #PokemonDay2025 Happy Pokemon Day everyone!!

"alright I'll just play some Salmon Run until I fight a Coho then go get dinner* [two hours later] "I DONT CARE IF IT TAKES ME UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, I MUST FIGHT THE BIG BOY EVEN JUST ONCE"

archeologist: "...and it seems that the owners of these 'Jeep' carriages were required by law to decorate with plastic ducks!" Joe Rogan's desiccated body, still animate after 800 years due to regular orphan blood injections: "wow that's crazy"

Riolu found the shaver

[looking for something in my house] "Where the fuck did I-" [sees it] "Oh, THERE the fuck did I."

when I was writing on cohost (RIP), I came up with a bunch of unusual dragons. kind of excited to do something similar with obelisks

me until I finally went to therapy

gonna always go to this place, cause the fact that they sometimes give me my food in a box is god damn hilarious

need to get a bumper sticker to slap on cybertrucks that say "This Machine Pays Fascists"

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" Nobody applauds. There's thick dust on the stage. His words are muffled by the gas mask. It's been 30 years since New York was habitable. His arms fall to his side. He scans for useful material that hasn't already been scavenged. It's not even Saturday.

when your coworker in Salmon Run Eggstra Work sprints to the farthest part of the shoreline to fight the most lureable bosses

Happy Valentine’s Day from Mr. Grizz :)

ITS HERE AHHHHHHHHH ITS SO GOOD #Splatoon #SalmonRun #Grizzco all of you artists are talented and hardworking and wonderful people

"Oh wait! I had advantage!" [rolls worse and sinks to the floor in shame] - based on a true story

Riolu's been too wholesome lately

thinking that the one thing I would want to do if I have a Make A Wish like chance is to get Tom Brady on a deez nuts joke

yeah that's right, I'm a MAN, I've got the SUPER BOWL on one screen, I'm playing MINECRAFT on another, and I've got GAY ROMANCE manga on my phone because I'm a real MAN'S MAN

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

for Protect Trans Kids University, the EDSBS community at large, but also $100 (+fees) for every loss that fsu had this year that started with my beloved Yellow Jackets the charity bowl is fun, but the giving is more important

hi! professional bridge engineer here. the hardest thing about the improved suspension bridge is coordinating with roller coaster engineers on how fun to make the jumps.

oh so THIS is why people like the stamper, I finally get it #Splatoon (we still lost orz)

dunno about yall but I'm excited for a month from now when we have our annual "Why the fuck do we still do Daylight Savings?" argument that gets nothing done

lord have mercy

in lighter news, I was cutting up beef to make jerky, didn't want to toss old beef into the fresh trash bag in the kitchen, so I walked into my room with a handful of raw beef fat lol

not sure if its anxiety or anger that I'm feeling after (finally) calling my reps but anger sure led me to dialing those numbers in the first place

happy tax season from Splatoon

the past week has been a series of opening my fridge, seeing the bucket of free grapes that I got, saying aloud to myself "Ooo grapes!" and shoving far too large of a handful of them into my mouth

it does not feel like I should have survived this, and yet #Splatoon #SalmonRun

if I ever cause another car accident there's a 90% chance it's because I've jamming too hard to the Dandadan OP

"I'm finally getting to reading a lot more again, managed to find time to watch anime a bit here and there again, finding joy in the everyday and-" [I notice a distant, impending feeling, a familiar and recurring urge that overwrites all of my desires with one thing: Minecraft hyperfixation] oh no

it happens less often now, but I'd say maybe once every other week or so, Brennan Lee Mulligan enters my brain and yells, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?" and I have to sit there and contemplate that for a few minutes

had a dumb Splatoon thought and I made it my friend's problem and now potentially yours too

sent in an email about volunteering to do a Video Game Bridges panel at DragonCon and crossing my fingers

I honestly couldn't tell you what drives my creative process anymore.

saw outside the Fullcast live show 🔥🔥🔥

if I had thought of it ahead of time I would've made an Antioch costume for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social live show 😔 next time, it's gonna happen

eggstra work 🍳 #splatoon