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submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

After entering politics because he thought he'd be good at it and failing miserably, Elon is leaving Doge and going back to focus on his other companies. Dude's crawling back to his X.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Trans rights or we fights.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Just got my tax refund and looking to invest. What stocks Marjorie Taylor Greene buying this dip?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Can't believe Trump's Whitehouse sponsored a gender neutral egg race. They should lose all funding.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

JD Vance visits the Pope and then the Pope dies. He should visit Chuck Norris next, I have a theory.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I love it when a drawing comes together.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Them: If a conservative woman has a bulge in her pants it's a gun. If a liberal has a bulge in her pants, it's a dick! Me: Why not both?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you thought Trump was going to bring jobs back to America then you've been played. Dude even outsourced the death camp jobs to El Salvador.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

A senator flew down to El Salvador to confirm if the guy trump illegally deported without due process was still alive and was denied entry to the facility. Should've just told them he wanted take selfies with them as props and they'd have rolled out the blood soaked carpet.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Bought an OLED 65 inch TV for HD gaming and my gf playing Super Mario on the Famicom.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Katy Perry should've used SpaceX instead of Blue Origin for her space flight, the inevitable rocket explosion would've done wonders for her song Firework.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The guy trump illegally deported to a for profit concentration camp could be free and on his way back to the US on a private jet if he was a known rap!st who's name rhymes with Mildew Taint.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump can ignore the courts then laws don't mean shit anymore. Who wants to drive 5 miles an hour over the speed limit down to Texas to get an abortion with weed in the car?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Would an eco friendly bar refuse to serve miners?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

My take on Shintō goddess of death, Izanami.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

My tax guy said I need to get better at keeping records and I was like "Shows how much you know, I haven't thrown away a record since I inherited my mom's vinyl collection and tossed Achey Breaky Heart in the garbage"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Just curious because I'm no lawyer, but what part of "Official acts as president" does stock manipulation fall under?

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Wait, you're telling me Trump rushed into tariffs without fully understanding the long term consequences and now regrets it? Sounds like he's suffering from some tender affirming despair.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

They're trying to pin the stock market crash on trans people now. I'm sorry but the only way trans people could've crashed the stock market was if Caitlyn Jenner was driving it.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Dang economy gonna be so bad the right will have to start renting-to-own liberals.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I support Donald Trump and what he's doing. Inflict so much pain, suffering, and misery that a Republican can't get elected for the next 100 years.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

In the most traditional sense of the word...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I stay so busy with tattooing that I rarely have time to draw just for myself. So please enjoy Sideshow SpongeBob.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

If only we had a pandemic on our hands for him to screw up so bad that this looks tame by comparison. Oh wait lol

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Jehovah's witnesses believe that only 144,000 of them will get into heaven, yet there are nearly 9 million current members. So why the hell y'all still banging on doors recruiting unless y'all planning to take turns in heaven like some kind of end-of-timeshare?

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Y'all, cut him some slack. Trump only slapped tariffs on that penguin island because he thought it was Gotham City.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Our next horror film is coming along nicely. Stay tuned... 📽👻📺

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Omg the pigeons that roost on my balcony layed an egg! I'm gonna be a tran-ma! What do pigeons eat? I've been leaving them bread but I wanna help.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Can't believe I finally made the tough decision to detransitoin and pursue my new life as an alt right grifter. I couldn't have done it without your constant harassment and ridicule, thank you. I couldn't be more miserable.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Kid Rock is only there to beg the Don to promote his dad's car dealership on the Whitehouse lawn.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

I give pretty awesome handjobs. You could even say they're downright... Diabolical.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, remember last year when the right was pissed because Trans Day of Visibility fell on Easter so they were attacking trans people, but this year they didn't overlap and they're still attacking trans people? Yeah, I don't think it was because of having to share a holiday.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

If Link isn't crossdressing to save Hyrule then I'm sorry but it's not a faithful adaptation.

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

I got drunk the other night and punched a hole in the wall, so I'm legally changing my name to Kylie.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

They couldn't make Terminator 2 today. People would call it woke because the T-1000 is made from a gender fluid that can present male or female and is in a polyalloy relationship with itself.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk can't quit interfering in elections. Just this week he spent $300 million on ads to get Arron Johnson elected as class president of Prince Edward County Middle School, stating that classroom tissues and hand sanitizer are socialism, and his opponent eats baby's boogers.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Someone finally went and made a country music song about Elon Musk and of course it features the Tesla Cybertruck. Dang thing's so pointy it doubles as a klan hood.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Saw a Dept of Transportation road crew putting up a road sign that said "End higher fines" and was like "Hell yeah, stick it to the boss!"

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

They're purposefully keeping y'all distracted with trans stuff so you don't notice the US transitioning into 1930's Germany.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Come on, whom amongst us hasn't had a few too many and accidentally texted our ex the top secret insider plans to kick off America's Next Top War?

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Look what I can do! Now let me destroy your government.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone approaching and vandalizing Tesla vehicles needs to knock it off. We know they have cameras so you're gonna get caught if you walk up to one. Paintball guns on the other hand have way more range allowing you to distance yourself and they're non-lethal.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

I couldn't do this tattoo in conservative states because it's got the word drag in the title.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments