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down bad, crying in the bed 🤒

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this stomach bug is no joke 🤢 first the baby, now me 😞

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just a girl, her book, & a bag of croutons 😌

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i am made of chaos and silly vibes

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I wish books had pictures of what the characters look like

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the Tushbaby is so convenient my girl just fell asleep on my chest & I'm not even having to technically hold her. this is the best invention ever

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why does imperfect for you by ariana give me high school musical vibes lol

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my 12m old just ate 4 ribs lmfao my girl 👏

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sitting on the couch reading & my husband keeps talking to me lol like bro hello

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correct

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today was such a good day & only getting better, hubby is smoking ribs for dinner 🤤

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arboretum & botanical gardens with my boo 💜🌳

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if you're towing a big ass boat or trailer you should not be weaving in and out of traffic 🙄

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I've been having some off the wall dreams lately

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shoulda stayed home with my book & my baby 🙂‍↕️

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tried a new restaurant in town with some friends tonight.. waited an hour and a half for a table they said would be 45 minute wait (pretty sure they forgot about us), nobody liked their food, & our waitress was definitely on something lmfao

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we're supposed to leave the house at 6:30. my husband at 6:18: "I gotta take a shower" ??? tf

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beebs nap time = mama reading time 😌 started this last night & oooo I can already tell it's gonna get interesting 👀 #booksky

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my toddler is next words are going to be "what the fuck" because I say it at least 3,000 times a day

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sometimes I swear my daughter sees ghosts because she'll be pointing at the wall speaking serious baby talk & I'm like 👀

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Karma’s on your scent like a bounty hunter, karma’s gonna track you down, step by step, from town to town

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why does snapchat show me random people's stories now? mixed in with my mutuals wtf

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when someone asks me how the toddler phase is going 😅

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my Tushbaby getting more use this week than it has the entire time I've had it lmao teething toddler life

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my antihero ghost tattoo might be the cutest thing ever 🥹

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just finished The Crash & whoa what an ending 🤯 #booksky

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new Swiftie tattoos 💙👻🩶🪩

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ducks being able to fly has got to be the scariest shit ever. one just decided it wanted to fly right fucking across me as I'm walking down the sidewalk and nearly gave me a heart attack

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if you see me dramatically singing the bridge to illicit affairs in my car, no you didn't 😌

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I love being a tattoo artists "first" lol I asked him today "have you ever done Taylor Swift tattoos before me?" & he goes "definitely not haha you would be my first" 😅

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reading while getting a tattoo is honestly such a good distraction 🙌

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getting more Swiftie tattoos !! today is Folklore 🪩 & Midnights 👻

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in my Folklore era apparently 🩶 #taylornation #myversion

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Walmart has the cutest baby/toddler clothes I stg 😍💜🩷

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If Taylor could drop Debut and Reputation TV before the next world war, that would help my stress levels

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I had the most realistic dream last night involving a bunch of people I know irl, about a rollercoaster flying off the track & falling straight into the ocean.... it was so wild af & when I woke up I was so confused lol

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I can't believe I'm -19lbs 👏🎉 day 50 of #75soft

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you got a be gods favorite if you can put the cap of a sharpie on without putting a dot on your hand first

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my husband makes some good ass mf brussel sprouts 🔥😋🤌

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the beginning toddler stage is not for the weak 🥴 she still my bb girl tho ☺️🩷

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when there's so much traffic that the normal lanes are moving faster than the express lanes 😭

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happy birthday to the absolute icon that is chappell roan

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h&r block is so fast ??? we filed less than a week ago and got our refund today 🤑

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Works as advertised

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post a gif you can hear

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It’s not my fault that I laugh during inappropriate times

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