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Space Viking from planet Death Metal. Posts auf Englisch and in German. he/him, not actually named Matt. CN: I occasionally post (fictional) gore, such as album covers and movie clips. Auf den Trümmern das Paradies.
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why did my parents name him that, my brother most definitely has gands!

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der nachname aller reply guys

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

kiffer ja auch die faulsten überhaupt, stellen sich einfach bäume in die wohnung und warten drunter dann, dass ihnen das gras ins köpfchen fällt.

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Editor: did you get those courtroom photos of Luigi Mangione I asked for? Photographer: sure did boss. I know you specifically said to not make them real fuckin’ sexy, but that’s just what he looks like!

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Ric Knatterton.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Kuchen impliziert die Existenz von Kuchde, Kuches, Kuchpt, Kuchfr, Kuchit...

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schokolade impliziert die existenz von schokolgrüßgott

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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

submitted 13 hours ago • 22 comments

Heute laufen Nazis in Mitte in Berlin auf. Passt auf euch auf und kommt wenn ihr könnt.

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all skeets expressing such thoughts are merely quotes of the robot and therefore free speech, dear secret service.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

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the people in paris in 1897 didn't actually believe the first train they ever saw on screen was real. but you probably did!

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all skeets expressing such thoughts are merely quotes of the robot and therefore free speech, dear secret service.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

das ungesunde ist nicht die tiefkühlpizza, sondern die situation in der sie gegessen wird.

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the hearts keep disappearing, and i'm worried that if i reheart their skeets, people will think i'm doing that on purpose 😔

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been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

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