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innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully. Pronouns: He / Him
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Whenever I see something like this, I always think "I really hope that business did well."

Hahaha

It's been a while since I wrote a traditional "weird recollections"-style traditional ILB post. innocentlb.com/2025/02/28/p... I'd almost forgotten how fun this is...

Last night's dream involved me missing the first day of #Eroticon... despite the fact that it isn't happening... and possibly having not bought a ticket. I don't like missing out on things!

This isn't real content. By which I mean that I'm not content with it.

This chocolate hurts my throat... 🍫

Not infallible by any means, but genuinely well-intentioned, trying her best, and never does anything without involving her friends.

It took Sarah a few minutes to get her breath back after winding herself on the branch, but to her relief, it proved sturdy. #amwriting

Who decided to call it pericarditis, when it should clearly be pericardiumonium? (Does this one work?)

My auntie brought me a copy of EMPIRE to read and the Emmanuelle review is both absolutely savage and 💯% correct. A reminder that my own (longer) review is here: https://innocentlb.com/2024/12/08/review-emmanuelle-2024/

BEST. ELIMINATOR. EVER. #Gladiators

Oh, but... not as hot as you... (Wild Women) #spq

It's getting to be a little dull here in hospital. Leave me likes and entertain me. [Yoinked from @sweetrori.bsky.social btw. Blame her.]

Back in hospital. Ho hum.

I was having a jamboree

@shiningspires.bsky.social Oh! You're back! It's great to see you!

Finally got time to write a blog post. Before you ask, I don't know either.

I'm watching #LeanaLovings on #Chaturbate and I've accidentally discovered that the album my mate made when he was 15 makes the perfect soundtrack to watching her gyrate. Lifelong learning.

So there's a fourth Femalien film which is mostly clips from the others stitched together? That'd never work. Let's watch it, shall we?

Done. And sharing it now.

I haven't seen the Labour does TikTok thing because I'm not on TikTok. Nobody appears to have posted a screenshot, but equally, everyone's talking about it as if they can see it, clear as day. Have I missed something?!

I don't know why I love this so much but I do!

My #orgasmcount for 2024. Yes, I know. New Year's Day. ILB, you predictable dickhead.