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Strong Cuban Gamer. I love nature and my pets and take photos of those things. Learning gamedev, video editing
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

truly they cannot get a single bad picture of this guy he always looks like he has Hero Lighting on

journalists covering Avowed: speedrunning this on easy mode for my job while creating a review for it, I find that it is lacking players experiencing Avowed: I love this game and sometimes am so struck by the art I walk around staring at everything for 20 minutes

im not actually faulting a beautiful, tight, great indie game made by a few dudes for having an ending, it leaves you wanting so much more. I hope they're working on the next great thing. loop hero owns

i want loop hero 2. for a game so obviously inspired by diablo it sure is weird when you beat the final boss and it just abruptly ends with nothing new to do or chase after

most game dragon fights: fire breath and tail spin attacks that are easily avoided, waiting around for its pattern to finish dragons dogma 2 dragon: *breaks the 4th wall to psychically speak to you, the player, and taunts you while it summons bolts of lightning and meteors*

i took revenge on that drake in DD2 and I have to say that was the most engaging dragon fight in a videogame ive ever experienced. climbing it as it flew around and summoned meteors on my party and smashing its head with a huge hammer to make it fall, to be caught by one of my pawns, incredible

i took the secret path to the second act in dragons dogma 2, they sick a bunch of bosses on you one after another to make sure you're ready and I was like, man I've got this, this game's easy. i was immediately murdered 4 times in the desert and a drake oneshot me

eating one mushroom edible: i feel nothing. maybe i feel like, slightly perked up? eating two mushroom edibles: if a man swung a knife at me I could shatter the blade with my index finger

gm

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

lot of people posting funny mensa moments. remember when Eric Andre wore full plate armor and tried to break into a meeting and got arrested

discord.gg/numetal-nation

a few especially stupid GOP members are finally turning their gaze at the insane defense budget and yes, please, start digging, I cant wait for all sorts of bizarre 'accidents' to happen, you will find out who your real bosses are quickly

this is my favorite simpsons frame. it is art. it has layers

why does the inability to count years accurately after 2000 seem universal? ❌we are a little stupid ✔️we all died in Y2K and live in a collective nightmare. will you be the one to free us?

youtu.be/ckus53lrqSE?... this makes me so fucking happy. star of providence is fantastic. it deserves to sell 100 million units

the private healthcare system that uses the boogeyman of Universal Healthcare Creates Long Lines will schedule you for urgent cancer treatment 8 months out. the doctor you paid and have been waiting for eons to see is eager to brush you aside and collect their check. it all needs to burn. all.

if you want to quickly find out how broken our systems are, get sick or injured. there's no forgiveness or aid or anything, it's just "rent is still due! figure it out or die"

Every 20 minutes in Avowed you will find a skeleton with a dagger in its ribcage and a note like "damn, I sure hope Giancarlo doesn't stab me with a knife". This is called Storytelling, baby.

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

weve finally hit the point where crypto people are openly saying "yeah insider trading is the whole point, that's the idea" out in the open. remember that both parties absolutely love these guys

*Poppy's "they're all around us" playing* me: this is so cradle of filth wife: thanks you have said this 11 times