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Disabled, bisexual, & married mom of 2; loudly opinionated but don’t you dare perceive me!
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“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet. “No,” said Pooh. “Fuck,” said Piglet.

MY COUSIN'S OFFER WAS ACCEPTED ON THE MOST AMAZING GORGEOUS HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN AND WE ALL GET TO HAVE HOLIDAYS THERE FOREVER AND I AM SO EXCITED ITS HUGE AND THERE'S A CANAL WITH DUCKS IN IT

For Reals

It’s called taxing the rich, buddy.

I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat

just a reminder that the dem who ran this campaign unseated a 3x gop incumbent who had never won by less than double digits

For years we've heard from the right about "welfare queens" and other so-called "freeloaders" pulling one over on the government. But actually, it's the wealthy who are the real freeloaders — pulling one over on us all by skirting their taxes. Where is the outrage over that?

Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!

Perfect.

I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...

apnews.com/article/trum...

I know the military is the military is the military—but when your federal and even local law enforcement look like this, the protections of posse comitatus means just a smidge less to me.

My favorite John Redcorn scene. RIP

"It's a Yes or No Question"

A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️

Proud dad moment. Congratulations, Gus!

Are we great yet?

Harvey Milk served his country honorably — first in uniform, then in public office. Taking his name off this Navy ship sends a clear message, and it’s one of disrespect and cruelty.

It wouldn’t be hard to protect Medicaid and funding to rural hospitals and still reduce our nation’s ballooning debt and deficit. The Rs would just have to make the wealthy and corporations pay slightly more in taxes. (PS Rs are never serious about the debt and deficit when they are in power).

I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee. These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment. Read my full letter to my colleagues here: crockett.house.gov/media/press-...

This isn’t immigration enforcement. These are police-state tactics that target people who did it “the right way,” not “criminals” or “gang members.” This is fascism and has nothing to do with law-and-order. elpasomatters.org/2025/06/03/i...

Quick doomscrolling break. Bonus dog picture. My boy Dewey (14) wishes you all a happy #toungueouttuesday. #dachshund #dogsofbluesky #doxie #dog #seniordog #adoptdontshop

Trying to get work done but my colleague is so chatty

In 28 states, if you’re pregnant, the government can ignore your end-of-life wishes—no matter what you’ve written. @msmagazine.com @kcur.org @ppfa.org msmagazine.com/2025/06/03/k...

Man he really hates being called a taco, doesn’t he? Might even say he’s got a thin shell.

I don’t get why people go so crazy for pure bred dogs. I mean congrats you got a common dog, I want a freaky dude. I want a goofy guy.

How can I explain to Minnesotans that they are losing their health insurance because Republicans couldn’t be bothered to read the bill?

It's funny how quick people are to point out how the monster's name is not Frankenstein, but everyone just universally accepted that the shark is called Jaws.

“Reading is woke!” MTG… probably.

Some are doing protest runs against the Trump White House

Democratic candidate Keishan Scott has won the special election for South Carolina's 50th State House District, defeating MAGA lunatic William Oden by over 41 points in the same district that VP Kamala Harris won by only 5 points. More of this please. 💙👏

I think we’ve reached a boiling point when it comes to ICE. Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it. Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.

Even if "white British" will be a minority in the UK in 40 years - so what? Seriously, so what? What is so terrible about that? Make people spell out their horrors. Make them spell out the things they are supposedly not allowed to say. Make them own it.

Unbelievable www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/u...

Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.

The Ukrainians deserve to win. And they will.

A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security with 100% of their income. A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income. Does that sound fair to you?

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

Spare us the fake outrage.

"Where are the Democratic leaders? We should have been dancing on this (the "We're all going to die!" remarks of Sen. Joni Earnst to her constituents who complained of healthcare cuts) two seconds after she said it!" -Rev. Al Sharpton He's exactly right. Where are they?