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If the sims 3 got a remaster no one would see me again ever i think

STOP SHARING AI 'ART' ON BLUESKY I WANNA SEE THE HARD WORK OF SOMEONE WHO'S FINALLY ESCAPED THEIR ARTIST BLOCK AFTER A MONTH OR SO OF SAYING THEY WOULD DRAW THEIR OC.

apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf

Me: why am I so tired? *remembers everything that happened in 2024* Me: oh yeah.

I never know how much to tip on a haircut. They should just weigh the hair removed and charge a flat rate per ounce.

Tonight is all about Skyrim I can smell that menu music

being in your 30’s is so goofy lmao why am i excited to spend my christmas money on a new humidifier

It’s not wrong.

Agree or disagree?

A universal experience for every Gamer

i love how game characters always wake up with no memory, but full combat skills. heroes have deep trauma and muscle memory!

JRPG shopkeepers are wild. "Oh, you’re the hero saving us from the dark lord? Thanks! That’ll be 10,000 gold for this steel sword. No discounts."

What's everyones day after Christmas plans!? I'm playing the game my parents got me for Christmas

Not surprised repetitive behaviors was so high

#fuckthecorpos

🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BS!? USB-powered appliances. Like, when did just standard plugs become obsolete? I shouldn't need, like, 10 different adapters just to plug in all my stuff!

Looks like it's that time again to donate to Wikipedia.

Me with fomo: I wanna be included!! Me after being included: I do not wish to be here any longer, I have made a grave mistake.

It's Mischiefs first Christmas

if you see this post your favorite Pokemon!

Name a game you played as a kid. Gif only.

i’m so jealous of my cat right now all snuggled in my bed sleeping like he doesn’t have a fuckin care in the world. what an asshole.

Pub sketching

🤷🏻‍♂️

Ten hours, twelve minutes until dawn ...

post a non-selfie that describes you perfectly

This time between Christmas and the inauguration feels like the part in the horror movie when the main character runs into the house because that’s where they feel safe, but the bad guy is also upstairs lying in wait.

I am unbelievably jealous seeing these people leave work. It should be me!

Frankincense and myrrh still on fire with the best product placement deal of all time

Decidedly So.

was reading fight club and thinking "huh this is basically the great gatsby... I must be a genius for realizing this" and then wikipedia has a direct quote of palahniuk saying "it's basically the great gatsby" and so I guess everyone already knew this

mouthing “i can’t hear you” as i point to my ears that don’t even have headphones in

Sorry for a laughing at this inopportune time. Just thinking about “the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem” again

the autistic feel of feeling like a child and an adult at the same time mentally. idk how to properly express the feeling, i hope it makes sense :c

Anyone else?

"reading fics is jobless behavior" meanwhile me reading fics while working 🤠

anyone else just constantly quietly dismayed at how much literacy is down the drain? like some people don't know how to read a damn thing and they only praise terrible writing, it's crazy 😭

I’d really like to watch a film about someone who lives in a big American city and goes back to visit their parents at their small town childhood home for Christmas, and then falls in love with someone who, at the start of the film, they didn’t even like. Shame there’s just no films like that.

Okay if no one else is going to say it I'm going to say it: having a cat is great, EXCEPT for when they're giving themselves a bath next to you in a quiet room Then it's the most disgusting thing in the world Just SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP *pause* SCHLORP SCHLORP

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

I felt this…besides…it’s Saturday…