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hey just a quick heads up, someone has been sneaking into my office to fart whenever I step away, so if there’s a smell in here, it ISN’T me. I don’t know who’s doing it, but I swear to you on my uncle’s grave that I am going to track down the perpetrator and make their ass pay extra nice

se moi, your, how you say, little Venice beach

You don’t hear anybody these days talking about Johnny Piss, a guy I just invented

He could be the perfect foil to the Christian wrestlers, The Hallelujah Boys

[Paulie Walnuts voice] Hey, T. I said he doesn’t like sex. His feet get too tired.

probably My Affliction

[coming through the front door] hey babe a guy from my office said that Charlie Chaplin self suck video is A [seeing my in-laws sitting in the living room] I was just thinking about you guys the other day

the tragic part of watching The Sopranos 20 years late is I have no one to talk to about how powerful it is when Bobby Baccalieri uses his last words to ask Tony if they have Buca di Beppo in heaven

insisting to my boss that i spent my vacation shrunk down "magic school bus style" exploring the nascent clots in his vena cava

i've got two tickets two pair of dice

[guy who just bought 5000 big mouth Billy bass at a wholesale auction] i think big mouth Billy bass is making a big comeback soon

We’re gonna see 2 big things in the second half of 2025: 1) gun strollers (strollers for your gun) 2) the resurgence of big mouth Billy bass

It’s such a beautiful show

you’re acting like a gabaFOOL

Inhaling a bunch of cave gases to tell you how to bet on the Florida-Maryland game

I got a hold of one of the lost episodes of The Sopranos where Tony and Paulie go to Wasseypur

Me [forgetting my doctor’s name]: hey Doc My doctor [forgetting my name]: hey Mr Diarrhea

You can always tell when Trump has been watching Scooby Doo because he sneaks a few “Jinkies” into his press conferences

Being snatched off the street for your opinions. I'll say it again. We are deciding, right now, whether the aspirations we hold for this country are finished. Whether we're going to let these hoodlums and grifters throw what's left of the American idea into the garbage for their own profit and gain.

Pete Hesgeth: we successfully bombed the kindergarten with multiple ID. A big success for our boys in IC and DOD JD Vance: sweet DrDeezNutz: what about BOFA?

I saw this Red Bull duck, backpack bunny and dog parking in Mexico City. Ricoh GR3X

they should invent a sofa for more than sitting

Tony Soprano? The waste management consultant?

friend's new bf: sup me: well well well [only thing i remember about him is that he flies a lot for business] if it isn't Johnny Airplane

yes, the government should have more direct creative control over the Sonic movie franchise, sorry if that makes me fascist or whatever

COL. JESSUP: You want answers? SCHUMER: I think I’m entitled! COL. JESSUP: You want answers? SCHUMER: I WANT THE TRUTH!! COL. JESSUP: You can’t handled the truth! SCHUMER (defiantly): No further questions, you honor.

i'm undergoing late stage paul blartification (laid off by DOGE and taking a part time job as a mall security guard)

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So, baby, pull me cloture In the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder

accusing the capitalists of being woke to usher in socialism

DC by night Ricoh GR IIIx

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

i feel like democrats are perpetually stuck here

getting all AI programs totally shut down by telling trump the gen is short for gender

the most revered and respected person in my experience

pronouncing IRL like Earl

I was just thinking about how we should bring back soot

Chuck Schumer upon learning congress has been dissolved

Amanda Riley, folks. SCAMandaaaa. She got in a lot of trouble. She had cancer. She didn't have cancer. It came back. It went away. Cancer. No cancer. Should i pardon her? I don't know if I should. She's one sick lady. I think I will.

Leash training our cat Fuji X-T4