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i'm like if a guy was julian linktr.ee/internetjulian he/they, 27, california
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every time an order is filled at the hooters in heaven, an angel gets its wings

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(Andor spoilers) Partagaz, rebellion, and sickness

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has anyone ever pointed out that in Cyberpunk 2077 you basically get a SQUIP

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for sale: baby shoes (too small for my feet)

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new pope just showed up at my door with a gun

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i can’t believe i was ever worried andor season 2 wouldn’t reach the highs of season 1

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

releasing andor 3 episodes at a time was a criminal decision. it is inexcusable that episode 8 was not allowed to shine on its own

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

andor is so good man it's so unfair that we don't have more star wars at this level of quality and thoughtfulness

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

no one said shit about Pluto. but it's a slippery slope. what will you do when Big Astronomy comes for Earth

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spunch

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NIAMOS!

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in Clone Wars and Rebels, i always thought it was neat the way that Filoni et al characterized Maul as a discarded nothing villain who desperately wanted to be the big bad. literally dug up from the trash. which is why i always get confused when they decide to make him important

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to bring us THIS so airly

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abolish ice and try all involved for crimes against humanity

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

silly question. why would they put all that on my screen if it wasn’t true

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new doctor who in 8 hours :)

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I have got to stop dropping stuff. It’s getting out of hand

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everyone talking about a recession while the economy crashes is a recession indicator btw

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if homer simpson ever went too far he would be a bartender

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the economy is collapsing and the world is ending but at least the new $80 mario kart game looks like a lot of fun

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

i hate this day. nobody takes me seriously because they think all my words are pranks. it’s not my fault every sentence that leaves my mouth is fucking ridiculous

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

to a fool like me today is April Normal Guy Day

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Bruce Campbell will return as Maître d' in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

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it’s always two intelligent women telling each other “preciselyyy”

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metroid prime 3 is a gorgeous game and an overlooked gem i think. like this is breathtaking

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found him outside. does anybody know if he belongs to someone

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one of jokers henchmen who didn’t get the memo and keeps interrupting his jokes: LMFAO dude i can’t with this guy

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had a dream there was a kojima character called Psy Opmann

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just saw a picture of mario looking sad and it ruined my day…

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

thinking about metroid and how cool samus is and how good all the metroid games are

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guys i just had a really really scary thought. what if there was a ghost

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

everybody do the wenis! Readers added context: The wenis is a dance. Everybody is a genius who knows it in advance. wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenis

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like bad writing can be just as valuable as good writing. sometimes if im watching a tv show i like when there are some bad episodes here and there. is that crazy

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

severance is like if there was a show that was Freakin crazy dude wooooaaaa

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infinite jest (really really big denim vest)

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the drawing and the inspiration

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this is CRAZY

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

me when i’m exploring the caves

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

osmetimes i’ll start watching something and the longer that vic michaelis isn’t in it the more pissed off i’ll get

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i love when tv shows give actors the chance/challenge to perform two similar but different roles. severance, fringe, orphan black (haven't seen it but heard good things)

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

“you’re so funny” thanks it’s from because of all the jokes i say

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

there are decades where shit happens and there are shits where decades happen

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

my valentine just took this picture of me 🥰 she’s just out of frame, smiling too

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