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Incredible. The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States

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causing a mid air collision with 67 casualties to own the libs

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Man I miss true crime Twitter. some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

chinese new year, chinese new me

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i am announcing a 95% tariff on all indie bands with names like “girl time” that are made up of all dudes

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

mark fuckerberg

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we lost our way as a society when we stopped writing songs about the boys being back in town

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mom says it’s my turn with the dopamine receptors

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BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down upon entering North Korean airspace.

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who is will stancil

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dumbass is NOT a certified electrician

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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

submitted 64 days ago • 636 comments

Me in the U.S.: *smiles* Me in Europe: *skilometers*

submitted 65 days ago • 17 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 74 days ago • 1119 comments

teaching my son the importance of track doubling for indie guitar recording

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f it, gonna stream me playing cities skylines and making abominations to god in like 20 minutes twitch.tv/mattisfromth...

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

gamers i wanna get back into streaming. cities skylines vs. roller coaster tycoon which one is better for making the most diabolical abominations to god to terrorize the population

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my personal 1984 is when someone’s into me that’s like WAY out of my league, and then i find out that they just have a thing for dudes who are slightly ugly

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