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if you thought my tweets suck wait till you see the shit i put on here
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I've now seen every best picture nominee so I'm officially qualified to say the brutalist is indisputably the best movie of the year. if anything else gets the oscar the academy is objectively wrong and should resign in embarrassment

oh that's right just remembered at any moment my entire existence can be rubble in minutes and nothing matters

holy shit yall

Get it all out folks we’re back to hating the oilers tomorrow

LETS GOOOOO

man it's depressing seeing a headline I've wanted for decades and just shrugging knowing it'll be four times the projected cost, half the quality promised, and delivered 10 years late www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Thank you mcdavid for not making us cheer for marchand again

Are they gonna play hockey at some point

things the city of vancouver doesn't have enough money for: -libraries -kits beach pool -bike lanes (unless we're removing them of course) -100 promised nurses but here's our mayor demanding $10 million for more cops, because there's always more money for cops! vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/02/13/v...

canadians reading tweets about american super bowl commercials

this tim hortons stompin tom commercial is heinous. Like I want someone to face prison time for it

remember vancouver's world class seawall? this is it now. feel old yet?

hey ontario I can think of no better use of doug ford's bribe money than donating it to @cycletoronto.bsky.social: www.cycleto.ca/donate

trying to imagine the riots if city hall closed one of the most popular roads for cars with no plan to replace it for at least a decade

city: we'll spend millions in taxpayer money to ensure every road for drivers is plowed as soon as possible ok what about sidewalks city: we spend $0 and instead rely on a network of thousands of homeowners to shovel the tiny portion outside their house. also if they don't do it we don't care lol

when you're so close to understanding conservatism is nothing but a hollow ideology to grift suckers with crypto schemes

let’s - and I cannot stress this enough - go

abc voters are so fucking dumb they're going to eat this shit up. "yes the downtown eastside's been a mess for decades but it's because nobody thought of using police to stop them from doing crime. That's the kind of unconventional thinking you get from a businessman mayor!!!"

I was just thinking the problem with vancouver is there's too many homes, especially for lower incomes. Homes are too cheap here it's about time our businessman took charge.

Sorry y’all. I asked for no more OT and the monkey paw curled #canucks

ending democracy speedrun any%

man if y'all think the salute is bad you should see the shit elon VERY EXPLICITLY SAYS REGULARLY ON HIS PUBLIC TWITTER ACCOUNT

I know what you’re thinking and don’t worry, owners of $2 million homes will still get their $600 homeowner grant every year. Belt tightening never applies to homeowners. www.biv.com/news/economy...

Wait I'm not done whining about this. VPD could stand on almost literally any corner in this city and fund their department for decades from errant drivers. By any measure they are an absolute failure and we'd get infinitely better use out of our tax dollars through automated enforcement.

"It’s so common now that it seems normal. Canadians routinely speed, drive distracted, run red lights, tailgate, drive on the sidewalk and block intersections." Yep. Despite obscene budget increases over recent years, traffic crimes have only increased. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...

(silently hoping trump annexes canada so I can finally move to new york)

booking a flight in canada? ok base price is $200 but you need to upgrade from EcoFlex to EcoPremium to choose your seat and you need to upgrade from UltraBasic to BasicBasic for a carry-on and you you'll probably want a seatbelt so that's BasicPremium and anyway now it's $600

whoops already broke my New Year’s resolution to stop arguing with drivers who do this. Maybe next year!

welcoming everyone to the hellish time dilation vortex that is the last two days of work before christmas

Sportsnet join blue sky so I can yell at you for your garbage service you cowards

Being Canadian is cheering for the collapse of the current government while anxiously remembering all the other options are also terrible

The reason we can’t build a nice city for people is our council repeatedly listens to “Local Business Owners™️” above all else, as if that confers any knowledge of sound city building instead of (most likely) just being a random carbrained dipshit who inherited a restaurant their grandparents built

local businessman fails to capitalize on the largest injection of customers downtown vancouver since the olympics and blames it on... yep you guessed it, the city, for closing three roads. vancouversun.com/news/taylor-...

Fun combo of wildly irresponsible AND extremely unprofessional. Really wish ABC council members took council more seriously than something they do while running errands.