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Entry-level cryptid Absurd, dark, post-apocalyptic, cats. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/aaagzst7vreuo πŸ“ New Haven
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May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 14 Fiction

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 13 Nonfiction

Do you want another worm in your brain??? Because this is how you get another worm in your brain

What is the greatest line in cinema?

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 12 Nonfiction

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 11 Nonfiction

Quote with an animal that’s you.

All these papal skeets. Everyone trying to be pope-ular

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 10 alternate history

CATS NO SMOKE (PSA) #caturday #catsofbluesky

I would play my pan flute for you but it's full of scrambled eggs at the moment

I just had the most overwhelming hankering for wonton soup. All because it’s grey and rainy 🎢 I need some wonton soup Wonton soup Wonton soup All because it’s grey and rainy Wonton soup Wonton soup 🎢

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 9 alternate history

Oh this isn't going to end well. <inspirational>

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 8 alternate history

Someone told me that my gray hair is hereditary, apparently you get it from your kids.

With all their new money maybe they can buy some grippy socks for those aircraft carriers

This is johnny's sister. I'm sad to report he's no longer with us. He messed up a running drop kick and left the Earth's atmosphere. Not sure how long he can hold his breath but probably not long enough.

May Book Challenge! May is National Historic Preservation Month. The rules: Share historical books and state whether it’s fiction, nonfiction or alternate history* 1 per day during May, but don’t make this work. It’s ok to miss. Use #SomeHistory & #BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š day 7 alternate history

venmo money venmo problems

It's okay dear, we will delete the skeets when we get home.

Remember, remember, the fifth of ... May? Cinco something. Sorry, I can never remember dates.

THEM: Tone it down. Me:

if you are only on one cholesterol lowering drug then you are on Statin Island

me, roaming around during the apocalypse: does anyone have any floss, i got some todd between my teeth

I think therefore I'm ham. - self-aware pig

Post your comfort album.

Whenever my computer acts up I prepare a Computer Ant with a little expedition pack (headtorch, screwdriver, sandwiches, etc) and drop it into the USB port to go find the problem. It's never worked, not even once, but it's cute and distracting and that's what really matters

Apocalypse day 103: we are almost ready to organize an army of reply guys to mansplain our way to freedom

The goal on #caturday is to find something fun to do