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hippocampus >(noun): a place where hungry hungry hippos frolic in between lectures

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

sometimes we lose the way, but...

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

submitted 51 days ago • 1386 comments

I already have onedrive, it's the one drive on my computer and that is where I want to save my work you clown

submitted 53 days ago • 149 comments

that's exactly the unrestrained summer fun i need

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Protect yourself from the Corp Rim, all. www.wired.com/story/the-wi...

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Happy New Year

submitted 53 days ago • 396 comments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

submitted 54 days ago • 228 comments

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

submitted 54 days ago • 154 comments

In 2025, stop worrying about what counts and doesn’t count and just read it all! Physical books, e-books, audiobooks, manga, comics, web novels, fiction, non-fiction, fan-fiction, all of it! Reading is reading and it’s all out there just waiting for you!

submitted 55 days ago • 30 comments

Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Seasons 4 & 5 of iZOMBiE aren’t available on dvd, and only 2 of 5 seasons are available to purchase digitally. And as of a few months ago, the series isn’t available on any UK or US streaming platforms so fans are rightfully having to pirate our show to enjoy. PHYSICAL MEDIA STILL MATTERS.

submitted 56 days ago • 24 comments

"It was already late enough, and a wild night, and the road full of fallen branches and stones. But little by little, as you left their voices behind, the stars began to burn through the sheets of clouds, and there was a new voice which you slowly recognized as your own"

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo

submitted 56 days ago • 159 comments

disgusting

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I had been watching too much media.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Lucille Clifton, always.

submitted 57 days ago • 64 comments

There are no rules in this no man’s land between Christmas & New Years. Read all night! Don’t finish a book! Read three books at once! Just go nuts.

submitted 59 days ago • 140 comments

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

submitted 60 days ago • 261 comments

"In winter all the singing is in the tops of the trees where the wind-bird with its white eyes shoves and pushes among the branches. Like any of us he wants to go to sleep, but he's restless—"

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

submitted 60 days ago • 340 comments

On the private channel between ART and me, I said, I apologize for calling you a fucker. It said, I apologize for kidnapping you and causing potential collateral damage to your clients.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

submitted 62 days ago • 124 comments

dang buckaroos what holidate does the tingleverse have in store for you this year?

submitted 63 days ago • 11 comments

IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.

submitted 63 days ago • 711 comments

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

submitted 63 days ago • 31 comments

I don't know what gamer bros need to hear this, but women and girls playing The Sims are not, and I say again, NOT, playing it like it's a dress up doll simulator. They're out there making Jigsaw look like a rolemodel. They make GTA Online players seem stable. Stay in your lane, stay safe. IYKYK

submitted 63 days ago • 87 comments

[at restaurant] THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine ME: idk ask the some liar THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier? ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

submitted 64 days ago • 41 comments

My Doctor Emailed Me Back This is the story of how the NHS tried to make me the face of their “new system” for trans health, and why I told them to shove it Exclusively on TransWrites

submitted 64 days ago • 80 comments

just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’

submitted 67 days ago • 286 comments

Cops don’t protect us. They don’t serve us. They protect capital and keep the rest of us in line, with violence. Look at this

submitted 68 days ago • 36 comments

so grateful to exist it is such an honor and a blessing to be alive. reeling from this unfathomable gift

submitted 67 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 68 days ago • 10 comments

I'm sharing this for the first time in this space. Hoping it finds people who understand.

submitted 68 days ago • 45 comments

brand new tingler BISEXUALLY POUNDED BY THE MYSTERIOUS NEW JERSEY DRONES out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0DQQX48KZ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/bisexu...

submitted 69 days ago • 37 comments

there should be more christmas songs about vengeance

submitted 69 days ago • 211 comments

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

submitted 414 days ago • 184 comments

Since he began working for us, Sisyphus has demonstrated dedication and determination, resulting in constant improvement in his job performance. Though he excels at tasks performed alone, he brings professionalism, enthusiasm and a team-first attitude to work every day. All in all a model employee.

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

I was having a release of adrenaline from my organic parts and I felt weird and cold.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

[saying hello to my spouse's one sort of difficult coworker at the holiday party in a way that implies I am a formidable enemy]

submitted 70 days ago • 15 comments

This was going to be even more annoying than I had anticipated, and I had anticipated a pretty high level of annoyance, maybe as high as 85 percent. Now I was looking at 90 percent, possibly 95 percent.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

pretending you were asking for more information was the best way to try to get the humans to realize they were doing something stupid.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

👁️‍🗨️🐇🔮 Duality of Twyla 🔮🐇👁️‍🗨️ [ #monsterhigh #dollsky #twyla ]

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

Hello you are calling Jorts the cat. I am unavailable because I need to be sleepy and half watch tv. Please don’t call back later beeeep

submitted 70 days ago • 47 comments