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Kylie ❤️‍🔥

It was sunny and warm for about 20 mins

Emailed the hotel I’m gonna be staying in in Ibiza to ask if they’ll be showing the Eurovision final—no reply yet. I should’ve used “ESA DIVA 🇪🇸 ” as the subject line.

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

I just walked to the shop near the office to get a Grenade bar and they were £3.50 😡

When people reply to a text with a call

The CO alarm started chirping this morning (low battery) so I removed the battery and the cunty little thing is still chirping nearly 3 hours later.

If Jeff Bezos can send Katy Perry into space, he can pay a wealth tax so every American has debt-free healthcare.

We’re not hard enough on these birds

New TNs

In perhaps my laziest moment ever I just drove 0.7 miles to the local Co-Op Food to get bacon and oven bottom muffins. Even Google maps was judging me.

Doomsprepping does NOT have to be stressful

I’m off work and have already got up and had some rice crispies. What other excitement will the day bring? ☀️

Apple’s Genmoji feature keeps making my hair a LOT greyer than it is in real life and I don’t like it one bit. 👨‍🦳

Watching Anora and it started good but the middle bit is dulllllll.

I’m going to give the new car its first ever clean later and I’m really looking forward to it. 🚗 ☀️ 🧽 💪

It’s officially Spring in this house

This label and leader line in the in-flight menu really made me laugh for some reason.

Madrid is one of those airports where, once you get through security, the gate could be either 20 seconds away or 25 mins away via shuttle train. Browsing the duty free shops not knowing if you’ll make your flight is some chaotic energy.

People who react to my thirst traps with the crying with laughter emoji… what are you saying rn?

I feel so on edge when there’s a man at the tip making sure you deposit your rubbish at the correct gate. Convinced they’re going to shout at me.