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🖤former tumblr girl🖤 29 yo crochet 🧶 makeup 💄 books 📚 movies 🍿 art 🎨 swancore 🦢 cat mama 🐈‍⬛ board gamer 🎲 foodie 🍱 📍minneapolis (she/her)
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caved and reactivated my paramount plus account to watch the new couples therapy episode…. I forgot this is the most binge-able show ever

oh ya I finished summer house

I’m a slut for compassion

starting ww3 is a recession indicator

I’m home!! girls cabin weekend was a success 🙂‍↕️

my friend has never seen school of rock so we are watching school of rock

frozen grapes on a sweltering hot day is the move as it turns out

sorry I haven’t been on all day I’ve been baked on the beach 😌

tonight my husband and I are not sleeping in the same bed for the first time since we got married 😪

it’s not business to you that I’m standing on clocks

um ok I don’t watch love island (just see lots of clips) but uhhh how are people being so casual about saying huda has bpd and is crashing out when this show has had THREE (3) past cast members die by suicide ??? like this doesn’t seem funny to me yall I feel like someone should do something ??

help I’ve had gnarly stuck in my head all day

my take is that even through an evolutionary lens, its advantageous that queer people exist. the ability to reproduce is only beneficial to maintain the population. but if everyone reproduced we would overpopulate the planet way too quickly. if anything we need more gays to balance things out 🙂‍↕️

I need someone to twist my head all the way around like an owl

chat why have I gotten a tummy ache every day at exactly 4pm the last 3 days 😭

I need a perfume that smells like my cat

do you think he’s here just to make elon mad

block jance dance vance

was just in a consult group with 4 other professional who I admire and trust and I was the only one in the room who doesn’t use ChatGPT on a daily basis… how do I make sense of this

did I seriously leave my laptop charger AND my emotional support water bottle at home today….

I wanna get more into graphic eyeliner but all my attempts have been fails lowkey

didn’t crochet at all today bc I’m still frustrated about my project 😭 will try to get back on the horse tomorrow

tummy hurt but I know my next fart is gonna feel amazing once it’s ready to come out

going to my friends cabin this weekend with no a/c and it’s gonna be 94 and 96 degrees 😭 I’m scared

just ordered a dessert that idk what it is let’s hope it’s good !

today marks 2 years married to my best friend 🩷 and almost 10 YEARS of being together 🥹 best decision I ever made !!

cottagecore cheese

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