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@batcushion.bsky.social suggested I draw this - a fat skuntank stuck in a cave entrance, trapping his partner (yours truly) against the wall inside. he's been trying to call for help, but there's not a whole lot a skuntank can do before he's forced to relieve some pressure point-blank on my face.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

So when are we gonna start putting all the hot boys in the experimental machine that rewrites their biology to make them permanently gassy and bloated???

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

If she's YOUR girlfriend then why is she locked in MY smotherbox?? ....and on burrito night, no less????

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"Might not wanna stand behind me, dude....that's a good way to suddenly wind up on the floor like a dead cockroach~"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pro Tip: If you wait until your protogen friend is asleep, you can use their internal memory as a hard drive to store your 23TB fart porn collection

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

even older art. man I love farts.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Hacking into some hot, popular girl's phone and stealing all of her nudes Not so I can jerk off to them or anything.....but to be able to blackmail her into being my fart cushion for an entire month

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Valentine's Day?? More like.....Valentine's GAY!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!! GOT EM!! .....no, but seriously I wanna make out with boys like where my boy smooches at???

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Going out on your little boat for a fishing trip...when suddenly, you get boarded by a shipful of skunk pirates They tie you up, and just like that you're now the fart muffler for a gang of rowdy skunks who haven't showered in months, and have bellies full of meat and beer~ >:3

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes, I wish I were able to personally thank whoever the hell it was that decided farts are green for some reason Like I dunno how the fuck to explain why they were right about that, but holy fuck they were so right about that

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

i should open an izzy museum full of my clothes so anyone can huff izzy smell

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Was bored so I made a smelly alt~

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

girls were meant to be fart cushions for boys

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS All femboys/feminine non-binary dorks should be breathing lungfuls of my FARTS....and nothing else!! ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Pretty based ngl Always super hot thinking about sitting on someone and making them choke on my nasty farts....until their brain completely breaks, and they become a mindless fart-huffing slave, sniffing up all those skunk fumes...no matter how toxic <3 ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It would be a very BAD idea ofc...unless you like the idea of being forced to breathe in my nasty farts 24/7 no matter where you are Not that it matters, since I've already dropped it in the back of my undies anyway...enjoy filtering skunk farts forever, loser~ ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Most likely yes, but I think it would depend on who it is...very few would actually fall for this lmao There's definitely something hilariously ironic about the simple sight of my fat ass being what distacts you long enough to make you my fart cushion~ ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Hmmmm....I'd say about 37 seconds, and that's being generous But let me be clear: just because you pass out from my toxic farts...doesn't mean I'm gonna let you out before I'm ready to~ ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

You may now interrogate your local gassy goth boy ngl.link/danny25401

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I bring some dork in my room and they see I own a smotherbox, they get curious and wanna know what it's like to be in it...so I put them inside, and they love it But then they can't get it open and ask: "wait, how do I get out?" My stomach churns, and I say: "Heh...you don't~"

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The chances of being spontaneously TF'd into a pair of underwear, only for a goth skunk (who may or may not be drunk) to find you and mistake you for a regular pair and wear you for months without taking you off, blasting nasty farts CONSTANTLY are very slim ....but never zero

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Just took a nap earlier had a dream where I was chugging a can of MUG root beer, absolutely fucking BELCHED in someone's face and then said "mug moment" (I don't even like root beer LMFAO)

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

"Alright bro I got one.....she's a 10, but her face is uncomfortable to sit on" "YIKES.....that's a pass from me"

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Me coming home from work, walking in while you're sitting on the couch...and the first thing I do is rip a DEADLY fart into my hand, and cup it over your nose Holding you tightly as you're quickly blacking out...and I'm dragging you into my room to use as my chair for the night~

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Me as a dumbass skunkmage in training: "OOPS, I cast a magic bubble on the both of us" "OOPS, I just made it unbreakable for a week" "OOPS, I just magically enhanced my gas production permanently...." "OOPS, I just increased the potency of my farts by like 20......"

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Overheard my cousin watching How It's Made in the next room, and the guy was talking something about temperatures being "200 degrees apart" But what I ACTUALLY heard was "200 degrees of fart" and literally the first thing I thought was: "Me after spicy ramen lol"

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If you know any cute girls who are having a birthday soon....one of the best things you can get for her is an irremovable portal mask that's linked to my undies Trust me, you won't hear any complaints from her about such a considerate gift...or anything else, for that matter~ <3

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

My ass has something to say....

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Listening to Linkin Park while you're huffing my Stinkin Fart

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

I'd totally go hang out at goth clubs and stuff more often....but I know my ass will end up being louder than the music, and that's if the smell doesn't get me kicked out first </3

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Masked up 💨💨😵‍💫💚 #fart #eproctophilia #furry_fart

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Stinkbomb is causing havoc, this time with a toxic mask! Aura thought they were safe breathing some fresh a- BrrRrRRrRrRrRrRRRRrRRrRrRMPT!~ ...Game over! Now she's doomed to a fate of huffing every single rancid fart that keep making the tubes BULGE~ 🎨 @sharb.bsky.social

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

I STRONGLY suggest that you never get on my bad side.... And I mean that literally, as in just don't stand behind me-

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

"Hey dude, can I borrow your phone for a minute??" "Yeah, I guess....just don't mess with any of the braps on there" "Nah don't worry, I'm not- ...wait don't you mean apps?" "........no"

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If you're reading this rn, then it's already too late for your nose <3

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

It's really funny to me when people refer to weed as "gas" Someone asked me if I got fucked up for New Years last night, and I said that I just a had a bit to drink When they asked if I had any of that "gas", all I could do was laugh and say "yeah, something like that..."

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE, HOPE YOU'RE ALL EXCITED TO WITNESS THE YEAR US SKUNKS TAKE OVER ONCE AND FOR ALL MWAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!! ....I mean uhhhhh, I hope everyone has a good and prosperous year and stuff <3

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

"Damn bro that goes hard, this goes so hard" Yeah so do I, now start sucking

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so SICK of having to pull one of my own hairs out of my asscrack like 3 times a day....I dunno how tf it keeps getting in there!! Need me a dork who's designated to digging them out for me smh... Possibly even with their mouth, I don't judge

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments