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i hate when mfs try to tell me smth bad happened like "i hate to be the bearer of bad news" you hate to be the kisser of fat dudes bro i dont wanna hear it

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no fumble in this world will ever be as generational as peanut or done

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who up jakeing they dog

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when i see someone reading a book and they are some fuckass page number like 47

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the rumor is that once it gets a bit cloudly outside bluesky stops working in your area

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fun fact once a guy has a kid they are legally required to change their pfp on all platforms to a front-facing selfie of themselves that looks like they didnt know they were getting their picture taken

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does anybody else watch old white men camp with no tent in extreme winter conditions when they cant sleep to sooth them or is it jus me

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jared verse is out here playing in the playoffs like its all sunshine and rainbows

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im convinced they hide something that brainwashes you in the fake sugar they use in diet coke because why does everyone who drink it become madly in love with it

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high schoolers productivity would be way higher if they brought back all the cool shit they did for us in them assemblies in elementary. like fuck yeah i want to see a big ass turtle and some mf named ned with a yoyo every other week

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Chance the Rapper's preformance at the NHL Winter Classic felt like what a microwave bean burrito at 3AM tastes like

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for years, media has tried to answer the question of how santa manages to reach every single house in one night. the two prevailing theories are that he can travel at super human speed, or has the ability to stop time. the truth, however, is that St. Nicholas S. Claus is a time traveler.

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i think if i was in the position of kevin in home alone i would probably hide under my bed and cry for three days straight

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been seeing more and more people refer to chat gpt as just "chat". you do not know him on a first name basis bro

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baseball would be so much better if they adopted hockey fighting rules and the only punishment you got for fighting was an inning on the bench

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only in LA can it be 80 degrees in december and i still feel the need to wear a sweater

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going on a date right now and LA traffic is drowning me. might tell the girl to cancel because its gonna take me an hour (my house is two miles away)

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the yearly cycle of wishing it was cold all year, then it finally hits winter and you enjoy the cold for like a day then wish it was warm again

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imagine if turkey wasnt the staple food of thanksgiving. imagine if the natives just said fuck it we ball and brought a fucking bison to the feast

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europeans will never get the pure bliss of SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL WITH NFL REDZONE BABY WOOOOO

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dropping one of man's biggest secrets: we use telepathy to absorb the pain when one of us gets hit in the balls. when one of us gets hit, every man in a 100 foot radius links with the subject and absorbs about 5% of the pain, making it hurt less and creating "phantom pains"

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why do so many good rock songs have a guitar riff that is so much better than the main riff of the song, but they only decide to use it during a specific part of one verse and the rest of the song just feels worse.

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do you think the four little monkeys feel any remorse that their actions directly led to the demise of one of their own

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jeff passan ily

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just saw gladiator II. needed more shirtless pedro pascal.

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people named "howie dewitt" must be fucking delighted that they have their own song

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does anyone else remember the josh fight?

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my spotify wrapped leaked early :(

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BANGGGGGGG KENDRICK FROM DOWNTOWNNNNNNNNNN

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you guys think that people named frank use phrases like "to be frank" often and then snicker under their breaths because they are the only people that can make the phrase true

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just seen someone pull out a 3DS and play it in class. humanity still survives

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seeing the chinese grandpa making lollipops out of candle wax everyday on my reels feed is what reminds me that i have free will

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ive eaten 6 double quarter pounders since the e coli reports came out. im stronger.

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you ever wake up and feel the aura of bullshit that the day is gonna have so you just fall back asleep and hope time supercuts to tomorrow

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resturaunts need to do more free give aways to entice us to dine there but for adult things. i wont go to red lobster for the food, but i would go if they payed half of a tank of gas

i hate when mfs try to tell me smth bad happened like "i hate to be the bearer of bad news" you hate to be the kisser of fat dudes bro i dont wanna hear it

no fumble in this world will ever be as generational as peanut or done

who up jakeing they dog

when i see someone reading a book and they are some fuckass page number like 47

the rumor is that once it gets a bit cloudly outside bluesky stops working in your area

fun fact once a guy has a kid they are legally required to change their pfp on all platforms to a front-facing selfie of themselves that looks like they didnt know they were getting their picture taken

does anybody else watch old white men camp with no tent in extreme winter conditions when they cant sleep to sooth them or is it jus me

jared verse is out here playing in the playoffs like its all sunshine and rainbows

im convinced they hide something that brainwashes you in the fake sugar they use in diet coke because why does everyone who drink it become madly in love with it

high schoolers productivity would be way higher if they brought back all the cool shit they did for us in them assemblies in elementary. like fuck yeah i want to see a big ass turtle and some mf named ned with a yoyo every other week

Chance the Rapper's preformance at the NHL Winter Classic felt like what a microwave bean burrito at 3AM tastes like

for years, media has tried to answer the question of how santa manages to reach every single house in one night. the two prevailing theories are that he can travel at super human speed, or has the ability to stop time. the truth, however, is that St. Nicholas S. Claus is a time traveler.

i think if i was in the position of kevin in home alone i would probably hide under my bed and cry for three days straight

been seeing more and more people refer to chat gpt as just "chat". you do not know him on a first name basis bro

baseball would be so much better if they adopted hockey fighting rules and the only punishment you got for fighting was an inning on the bench

only in LA can it be 80 degrees in december and i still feel the need to wear a sweater

going on a date right now and LA traffic is drowning me. might tell the girl to cancel because its gonna take me an hour (my house is two miles away)

the yearly cycle of wishing it was cold all year, then it finally hits winter and you enjoy the cold for like a day then wish it was warm again

imagine if turkey wasnt the staple food of thanksgiving. imagine if the natives just said fuck it we ball and brought a fucking bison to the feast

europeans will never get the pure bliss of SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL WITH NFL REDZONE BABY WOOOOO

dropping one of man's biggest secrets: we use telepathy to absorb the pain when one of us gets hit in the balls. when one of us gets hit, every man in a 100 foot radius links with the subject and absorbs about 5% of the pain, making it hurt less and creating "phantom pains"

why do so many good rock songs have a guitar riff that is so much better than the main riff of the song, but they only decide to use it during a specific part of one verse and the rest of the song just feels worse.

do you think the four little monkeys feel any remorse that their actions directly led to the demise of one of their own

jeff passan ily

just saw gladiator II. needed more shirtless pedro pascal.

people named "howie dewitt" must be fucking delighted that they have their own song

does anyone else remember the josh fight?

my spotify wrapped leaked early :(

BANGGGGGGG KENDRICK FROM DOWNTOWNNNNNNNNNN

you guys think that people named frank use phrases like "to be frank" often and then snicker under their breaths because they are the only people that can make the phrase true

just seen someone pull out a 3DS and play it in class. humanity still survives

seeing the chinese grandpa making lollipops out of candle wax everyday on my reels feed is what reminds me that i have free will

ive eaten 6 double quarter pounders since the e coli reports came out. im stronger.

you ever wake up and feel the aura of bullshit that the day is gonna have so you just fall back asleep and hope time supercuts to tomorrow

resturaunts need to do more free give aways to entice us to dine there but for adult things. i wont go to red lobster for the food, but i would go if they payed half of a tank of gas

"this is us" girls are so cute like yes we are those two pieces of lint

be careful what you google guys