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Lego, Steve Reich, houseplants, District heating, Transformers, T1D, plantbased cooking, Nottingham, saving the planet, baking, and Strictly. #ChubbyUnicorn
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Is there a #blokees #DeathsHead? And if not, can we get something going, yes? #Transformers

I hope that's genuine. Education is important. It's like punctuation. That's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

"Canines, tho." #vegan #veganism #fta

"Muh culture, tho." #vegan #veganism #fta

"I couldn't live without cheese tho." #vegan #veganism #fta

Hang on, for the avoidance of doubt, I'm European - I'm not from the US or Canada or Aus/NZ. I now live in the UK. And still have an EU passport.

My upstairs neighbour is watching a film with a lot of timpani in this scene. Thankfully he doesn't have the subwoofer that the previous upstairs neighbour had.

Hey Christians. Your victims on your plate this Easter won't be resurrected. #vegan #veganism #AnimalAbuse

It's really lovely not to live by a main road anymore. There are trees and a quad outside my window and if I close said window, it's silent in the flat. So still and peaceful and I feel so safe.

I mean since Egon got rid of the whole Tweeting nomenclature anyway, I don't see why we can't say we're retweeting stuff on this platform. It's a verbed noun now. I might start referring to this as The New Tweeter. Like New Labour, cos things can only get better.

Pigoneer Pig Of The Day Frank! One of 99 rescue pigs @BTWsanctuary. From a life of suffering to a life of happiness Frank can be usually been found hanging out with his best buddy Brian rooting and digging.🐷 Help keep them secure join the Pigoneers⬇️ globalvegancrowdfunder.org/pigoneer-200...

There is still no rain.

I often think that this is a real issue - defining abuse as food. Like defining rape as a relationship, or theft as acquisition. #vegan #veganism #fta

Something I didn't know until a few seconds ago is that triceratops is the official state dinosaur of Wyoming. I didn't know places had official dinosaurs.

Bah skeet, grah nah skeet, ni-ni-bon.

Bangin'. #plantbased #veganfood

The little weather app is promising 67% rain coverage in the Hood this evening and I can tell you I am in the mood for an excellent downpour. There is currently the teeniest spatter of drizzle on the window but I want some serious pelting on the glass.

My Daily Mail-reading colleague will often comment to me about some child abuse story, "I just can't BELIEVE that people can be so cruel!" and make tutting noises. "Can you BELIEVE what these people do?" Yes, Karen, because I see you proactively pay for immense and brutal suffering every mealtime.

Thought for food. #vegan #veganism #AnimalAbuse #fta www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZyN...

While I am glad to hear this, let's look at what it means. It means that "children will not be force fed #AnimalAbuse products while at school". However, thankfully, those who want to abuse animals can still go right on ahead. #vegan #veganism #fta

There is a long video of this which is particularly abhorrent. I'm sure that most family farmers would dispute this and assure us that they would treat their own family just the same. #vegan #veganism #fta #animalabuse #childabuse

I'm an animal lover, tho.

I might start collecting Powermasters. #transformers

When cast and carpet clash.

This was very popular with my work colleagues. I would say that from experience: (1) the glaze is not necessary, (2) double the spicings; (3) don't tell anyone it's "a vegan cake" as their fragile masculinity may implode. #cake #baking #cooking #plantbased #veganfood #vegan #fta #veganism

Glucose coming back into line. Not fucked up like this for a long time, but I'm a big boy and it's all my own fault. I can't get away with big dinners and cake and forgetting the jabs like I used to be able to.

Yeah. Let's all repeat it again. "Veganism is not a diet". #vegan #veganism #fta www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fyC...

One of the volunteers referred to me as "a middle aged man" and although I needed to hear that truth out loud, that was the first time, and it cut deep.

The sun may be shining, but it sure ain't warm.

Isn't this remarkable? #AnimalAbusers restrict their diet to domesticated animals and the odd exotic abuse import while being unable to cook a Brussel sprout properly. #vegan #veganism #veganfood

Completely screwed my insulin sosig so am heading home to shoot up ;)

Even though the evenings are lighter, I'm looking forward to my pyjamas when I get home, some smelly candles and a quiet evening.

I reckon #Steampunk #Lego should definitely be A Thing.

It was very nice having a day off today.

This is one of my father's very frequent monologues, talking about how well informed "auditors" are. I've never heard of them, but they sound like proper little timewasting clenched arseholes.

Goji is *very* photogenic.

Bank Holiday building. #spider #flamingo #lego

This week is my one-year anniversary of my pegleg status. I rely on two pairs of jeans which I can get over the thing. My favourite jeans sit, folded, feeling unloved.

I'm too tired to tell if this is a wind up or not.

Thinking I want some #Transformers 80s reference tshirts for summer.

Reading a Heston recipe for puffing my own rice.

Really would like an Inferno or a Grapple. #Transformers #blokees