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✨ Lover of Life, Happiness, and You ✨ NYC Based Provider and Joyful Companion ✨ Aspiring Muscle Mommy ✨ allmylinks.com/iriseisen
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I make love in theory and touch myself in practice. Philly, King of Prussia & Mt Laurel Jan 19, 25-26, 28-30 Feb 1-5 Feb 10-28 DC/Tyson’s Feb 6-9 ✏️ [email protected]

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

Time to make my final tuition payment because I’M FINALLY GRADUATING! To celebrate, I’m offering a Sexy Student Special™️! For a limited time, I’ll be offering 3 hour dinner dates for $1000. Email [email protected] w/ the subject Let’s Eat to book 📚 Reposts appreciated 💞

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Reasons I exercise that have nothing to do with beauty standards: - Carry stuff for pretty girls - March farther in the revolution - Bang for longer - Intimidate men - Punch fascists harder -An excuse to eat an entire rotisserie chicken

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

I rarely finish from oral, but I still absolutely love it. It’s like the appetizer before the main. An amuse cooch ✨

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My schedule for my upcoming US tour is finally ready! Chicago 01/22-01/24 New York 01/25-01/28 SF 01/29-02/05 It’s been too long, and I am so very excited to see you all (again)! See you soon, love ✨

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I sleep well at night knowing that if I wrote an autobiography, it would prob get banned in Florida 💕✨

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Walking into 2025 like 💃💥

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

Like a moth to a flame

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Took my gloves out of my jacket pocket in front of a client and a bunch of dog treats flew out. I guess he was being a good boy?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I too am a certified freak seven days a week, which is why we need to unionize to ensure better labor practices.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I made a meme!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Being part of the weightlifting community is awesome because I can put on weight over the holidays and everyone at the gym is like “I see bulking season has commenced! Lookin’ good”! 😂

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I always miss my abs in the winter, but them cold weather curves be lookin’ good 💪🏻 💛

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Can we please skip to the chapter of "collapsing empire" where the wealthy go, 'screw this,' and squander all their savings on entertainment and courtesans, so that at least artists and sex workers can go out having a blast? Please and thank you.

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

Rebel girl, you are the queen of my world 👑

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Who else loves how gigantic my titties get when I’m bulking in the winter? 🥲

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

You, a normy: Let’s get this bread. Me, a New York intellectual: Let’s finagle this bagel! 🥯 💰

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Some of the most interesting conversations I have ever had have been naked in bed with someone I met an hour ago and I think that’s beautiful

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Me wiping my pu$$y sweat off the bench at the gym knowing someone would pay good money to lick it clean 💦

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Boston, I'm heading your way February 6-8. I'm in the mood for a long hot soak at the spa, meditative impact sessions, deeply restrained edging, dark corners and strong cocktails 🥃 Send me an email to inquire. Boston BDSM • Kinky GFE • Date Boston

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

I’m so happy that UFC fights are back on. Saturdays are for violence in tiny shorts, as the lord intended 🙏🏻

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Manifesting more water play clients this winter so I’m forced to stay hydrated! 💦 🩵

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Sarah McLachlan plays as my vibrator dies right when I’m about to cum ✨

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Have you missed me? I’m back from winter break and I’ll be taking appointments again starting from 1/10! See you soon ✨🪷

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments