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irishalan.bsky.social
I do more than you know but less than I wish. Dad bod... is that ok?
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Something I've never been able to say before... it's 9 inches.. 🙈😉🤣 #inches #length #9inches #deep #snow

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

When pain meds become the standard with lunch... guess my age.. #pain #ouch #snow #food

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

January 1st: anything is possible January 2nd: just not today January 3rd: well thats this year fucked already.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I know Christmas is not technically over until the 6th... but mommy my tummy hurts.. #pain #hurt #Christmas

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to fall in love,... fell asleep instead #night #sleep #love

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Nominations for CUNT of the year are now open.. submissions below please. #year2024 #cunt #votes #vote #year2025

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it

submitted 60 days ago • 22 comments

You can still find peaceful spots in todays world of craziness. #peace #wayerfall #trend #nature #walk #countryside

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

In 1986 I went over the front of the handlebars of my bike and crushed my cousin who was sitting on the front of it... I didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now. #bike #accidents #old

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Snuggles anyone?... #fire #snuggles #warm #home

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Bacon flavoured crisps and sliced ham/cheese sambo, left over sweets and biscuits... because I'm a peasant dining on leftovers 🤣.. #Christmas #over #Ireland #tayto

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

You're right.. the pub is no place for a young child... it'll make its own way in when it's ready to walk.. #onlyinireland #pub #drink #Irish #Ireland

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

What do Brussels Sprouts and a hairy bush have in common?.... You push both to one side and just keep on eating. 🤣😉 #joke #Christmas #cheeky #vagina

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

How do you know you're in an old man pub or a young mans pub?... If the women are wearing tight trousers it's an old mans pub... if there is none in sight then it's the young mans pub... #pub #Ireland #provemewrong

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This could hurt tomorrow 🙈🤣 #drink #drinking #Ireland

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Genuine question America... if #Trump died between now and the inauguration, what happens to the #Presidency.? Who becomes/stays President etc?.. Technical answers only please. #curious #USA

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

If you don't pull a hamstring trying to take a picture of your butthole, are you really even trying?

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

Inquiry launched in Peru after alleged prostitution ring uncovered in Congress

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

Obviously potato chips are healthy, they are made out of vegetables.

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

Elon Musk helped torpedo a bipartisan spending deal after relentlessly criticizing aspects of the package, in part by promoting a flurry of inaccurate claims about what was in the bill. Here’s a fact-check. nyti.ms/4fvoniR

submitted 71 days ago • 178 comments

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submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Parenting would be so much easier if it weren’t for the kids.

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

€1.61 per litre for diesel and €1.66 for Petrol... for my american friends that's $6.03 per gallon for diesel and $6.23 per gallon on "GAS"/Petrol.. How does that compare? #gettingcheaper #price #gas #Ireland #USA

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Look at the strongmen in the Ukrainian army 🔥

submitted 74 days ago • 10 comments

::::: sigh :::::

submitted 75 days ago • 383 comments

This is what I would have preferred to see.

submitted 77 days ago • 771 comments

Does anyone know if the Healy Rea's have a farm or 5?... #Dail #farmers #payout #winning 🤣

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Cage fighting with senior citizens.. handicap accessories allowed. I’d buy tickets.

submitted 76 days ago • 9 comments

#Christmas sometimes a little decoration is all it needs #happy #dino

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Is there such a thing as too many?.. Guess how many i had. #happiness #food

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck you Santa, I know what list I'm on. I'll buy my own stuff.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, okay; that one was me

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

You never hear of pushed pork

submitted 83 days ago • 30 comments

Oh you’re broken like me.. Slow wink

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

Slightly obsessed with this mouse nativity scene, which implies there is also an adult Mouse Jesus who was crucified and died for the sins of mousekind

submitted 81 days ago • 14 comments

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

submitted 82 days ago • 170 comments

Christmas Train time... #choochoo #train #Christmas #fun #family

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

#latelatetoyshow get your donations in... 🇮🇪🇮🇪

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

It's true... I've still not recovered from the #latelatetoyshow... wild night at my age 🤣

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

#LataLateToyShow if you're in Ireland 🇮🇪 and watching the Toy Show... don't forget you can donate to the appeal via #revolut #love #support #Ireland

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Stop pretending you’re not in love with me

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

This will NOT stop the toy show tonight! #latelate #latelatetoyshow #toyshow #rte

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

📌South Koreans understood the assignment.

submitted 85 days ago • 114 comments

everyone fantasizing about the hot assassin

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

Words to ponder. I've lost a lot of girlfriends this way...

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

*walking gingerly* Friend: What happened? Me, refusing to admit defeat by stairmaster: Impromptu anal last night.

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments