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in “fall; or, dodge in hell,” el keeps part of his brain in the real world and part of his brain in bitworld. this is metaphorically implied in a brief passage about the border to his home state being fractal.

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(guy about to base his entire life on the halo effect) what’s the opposite of gell-mann amnesia?

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(day 1) me: wife, have you seen my glasses? wife: (eyes go white, astral projects) in the garage at the bottom of the box on the top shelf (day 2) me: wife, have you seen my glasses? wife: wtf? why would i know that? how dare you ask me that

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wow. asi is here

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timothée chalamet waiting for the clock to strike 11 in a mcdonald’s

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i do not fuck with my dick. he who fucks with his dick has forgotten the face of his father. i fuck with my balls

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america is reviving haggle culture. but not for like, fabrics or whatever. we’re playing for stakes. medicine

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ordered some food and got order number 911. when it’s ready the guy looks at the order number, calls out “order nine eleven,” and looks at me like I’M trying to prank HIM

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(me, leafing through humanoid robot owner’s manual) where’s the setting to make it stop speaking italian and hitting on my wife

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no the proverbs are good. i just didn’t expect them to be chinese

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your outie uses git checkout -b rather than git switch -c

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ender, no!! those weren’t SIMULATED bureaucratic expenses. they were REAL

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we gather here to mourn the passing of our friend, who, on his first day in prison, inexplicably and without provocation assaulted an enormous and precarious psycho, who killed him

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hr: “while your comments are the reason you are being terminated, we have added a hilarity bonus to your severance”

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me: because product managers are not good at dealing with with the coding AI them: so you reword the specs for the coding AI? me: well. no. the coding AI does that them: so you must check in the code and push it to github me: well… no. i mean…sometimes

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of course that’s your contention. you’re fuckin stupid

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excuse me, i couldn’t help but overhear your comment about dropping everything if the heat is around the corner. and i’d be remiss if i didn’t tell you, that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard your snide remark about baseball and barbecues is a close second

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starting to think i should turn off chain of thought

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deepseek was able to build this in a communist dictatorship with a raspberry pi and a wikipedia archive from 2011

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did you know old pixel art was designed for CRT displays? look at the digital display on the left. it’s jagged, harsh. now look at the subtle effect of the CRT display. it’s smooth, soft, delicate, tender. it has some je ne sais quoi

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this is a waived, special-access DEI committee. its existence is officially denied

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casually asking my 3yo if he saw the news

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holy shit. huge

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executive orders are really strong. there’s strong judicial orders, too. has anyone considered giving congress something like that. like “legislative orders”

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reading the NYT interview with curtis yarvin

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the muppet ides of march. with kermit as julius caesar and gonzo as cassius, timothée chalamet stars as brutus, completely redlining his performance

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this is one of those tricky LSAT questions that’s trying to filter out people who aren’t fit to be lawyers

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(after coming back from mar-a-lago) well i don’t know what specifically you’re referring to but i change aspects of my personal style all the time for a variety of reasons. but i’m not here to talk about that. i’m talking about my productive conversation with the president-elect

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no. not copying these companies for chinese market. copying for american market

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after the tiktok ban, all celebrity news sounds like this: ‘CURTAINS FOR 祖煞? 烟霸 AND 蝙崽 CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

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wtf arielle. the bots are negging us now? i’m not even 40

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zuck says meta is putting in cubicles. it’s bringing back scotch at lunch and smoking in the office. zuck says the company amex cards work at the strip clubs again. he says it’s back to suit & tie dress code. zuck says they’re reinstalling the asbestos. zuck says no irish allowed

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best line in an account bio is “posts are my own.” it’s your account, they’re supposed to be yours!

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(leaving house with wife. grabbing my keys) me: you want your keys too? wife: what for? me: you know. just to have wife: yeah. yeah gimme my keys. also i’ll drive the car. also i’ll check out strange noises at night. i’ll hunt game to feed us. i’ll impregnate— me: ok no keys

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