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🖥️ https://iroh.dog ⌨️ [they/he, 30 🏳️‍🌈] This is where I talk to myself (* `ᴥ°) #OL14 FF14 screenshots
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Take me out (with a sniper rifle) :3c

Pink Red Bull is so good wtf

I… just wanna holler!!!

If you’re younger than me & you want to be “daddy” you got to earn that. What makes you daddy, youngster?

I want to be held down by a big bara daddy 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

I definitely am the type to have a separate person as the face but be running shit in the background

I’m tired of giving my best and getting shat on. If you want me to provide excellent customer service, give me excellent customers. Or at least ones that are halfway decent. Anything could improve over the folks around here!

Every time you sink to their level, it’s a disservice to your Self. If you are better, be better

I made it

I need to game and get some new screenshots to post or smth. My posts are turning into nothing but me bitching about work

I think half of y’all wake up & choose to be a problem, and I really don’t fw that

I’m gonna start a delivery service but for vapes and other nic products Why? Cus that’d be clutch rn

I can’t come in to work I’m not feeling very Slay tonight

Smdh y’all are IRKING It’s a “drive thru” not a “reverse into”

Still… a life w/o you is the saddest thing I can imagine

I don’t ever get over things. I’ve been saying the same dumb shit for the last 20 years, I only ever add more new dumb shit to the repertoire

Instead of “1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,” I say “1 laughing yeeno, 2 laughing yeenos”

*can’t finish about page cus talking about self is hard*

This random snap is one of the best pictures I’ve ever taken wtf

Can I tap out for a moment

It heckin wimdy

Ah yes, the two holy ratios… 16x16 and 88x31

Remember to stop and rest! (´∀`*) #OL14

I bought (2) 4 packs of pudding, but paid 1¢ more for one of them ùwǔ

A full apartment complex × minimum $1600 per month per unit = more than enough money to handle general upkeep… right? But the trash compactor is down every few weeks, almost like it’s on schedule, the parking lot is so bad it’s fucking with everyone’s cars

Alright ladies and gentletheys, it’s time for some updates to the homepage

How do I expect myself to be awake with enough time to enjoy leisurely before working at 4 PM if I’m still awake at 6:21 AM? bffr @ me

All Pisces are an “enigma” … but it’s deliberately on purpose, as a personality trait (no h8 tho I love y’all)

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally

ffs I’m a level 40 paladin getting agro’d by level 20 megalocrabs

I’m dashing bussy do y’all want anything

Made it through another 7 consecutive work days… We had (and passed) our inspection tonight, so my schedule should normalize next work week Here’s hopin’ at any rate

I’d like to formally apologize to my tummy in advance for the hell it’s going to go through very soon (that hell is a combination of iced coffee, shrooms, and two bean burritos) ((I know I fucked up))

♬♫♪◖(˘ ▽ ˘)◗♪♫♬ currently bopping to

Working in customer service & hospitality for long enough will show you evidence of the Moon’s influence on us down here I’ve seen so much that I track Full Moons in my work planner

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I can trace my love of mushrooms alll the way back to being a 3 y.o. My dad was like “try this son you’re gonna hate it,” but my response instead was w/e the toddler equivalent of “yo wtf this is amazing” is