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Just a guy trying to make life multiplanetary. Rockets 🚀, cars 🚗, AI 🤖, memes 😜, and questionable tweets. Occasionally sleep-deprived. Not an alien… probably.
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Maura Healey, the Democratic governor of Massachusetts, recently discussed how her party can pick its battles and rebuild its brand. Read, watch or listen to The Interview. nyti.ms/3Dh44bV

Cathleen Quirk

Sounds a lot like a certain orange creature we all know, doesn’t it?

Bought this little book upon its release. Thought we had survived the warning. But the boomerang came back with lightning speed. Tyranny has arrived.

it must kill Elon that this far less wealthy tech guy is so much funnier than him

I hate Elon Musk so fucking much man

Meanwhile, Elon Musk won’t even take his goddamn hat off!

Elon musk has invaded America.

The last time Elon Musk wore a suit was with Ghislaine Maxwell.

South America has just cancelled all Elon Musk's Starlink contracts. That's a $29bn loss to Elon Musk. OUCH!

Trump: You don’t have the cards Zelenskyy: I’m not playing cards Trump: You’re playing cards Zelenskyy: What are you talking about?

we may be one of the few pubs that got this headline right Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...

More class in his pinky than Trump has shown his entire life.

Governor Josh Shapiro: He has demonstrated nothing but weakness when it comes to national security over the course of his first month in office.

Trump Attempts to Pardon Pete Rose Into the Hall of Fame Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns

Democratic Congressman Tom Suozzi just received a huge standing ovation in a Trump +5 Congressional District at Hofstra University after talking about how despicable Trump‘s behavior was in the Oval Office with Zelensky. Americans are furious.

🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate. 🇺🇦🇺🇸 x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...

I rarely have violent thoughts, but I fucking HATE bullies. Watching those talentless, classless, psychopathic scumbags try to undermine Zelenskyy, one of the most courageous leaders since WWII, whilst simping for Putin, made my blood boil. Good on Zelenskyy for leaving early. Fuck them.

Says it all.

Just posted by President Zelenskyy

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Starmer is an odd cove in some ways, but one thing we know about him. He thinks the law *really* important and ought to be obeyed (he isn't wrong).

UK PM Starmer to Zelensky: "You are very, very welcome here in Downing Street. As you heard from the cheers on the street outside, you have full backing across the United Kingdom. We will stand with you and Ukraine for as long as it may take."

Keir Starmer embraces President Zelensky as he arrives at Downing St.

Musk’s intelligence really is artificial.

‘Zelenskyy was brave, but we are supplicants now.’ Read the despairing account of Trump’s meeting with Zelensky by Andrei Kurkov, Ukraine’s greatest living novelist (IMO). www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Every American with a soul feels this way or worse. I know I do.

Zelenskyy: "It's not just that the war began somewhere between our countries. The war began when Russia brought this war to our country. They're not right. They didn't respect our territorial integrity. They brought the war to our families. Ukrainians want to hear a position of the US on our side"

What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize? I think we have a winner.

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