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isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 30 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
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alright everyone. i got something new for you. something hot and new and fresh for us all to enjoy: hetalia… but for file types. think about it. .pdf is the stuck up hyper competent older sibling. .jpeg is the golden retriever jock. .bat is the gremlin tsundere. and .webm? .webm is the pervert

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

alright everyone. i got something new for you. something hot and new and fresh for us all to enjoy: hetalia… but for file types. think about it. .pdf is the stuck up hyper competent older sibling. .jpeg is the golden retriever jock. .bat is the gremlin tsundere. and .webm? .webm is the pervert

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

going to the club with a pocket hand vac and sucking up everyone’s lines before they can snort them

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

do u think you could classify whatever it is that northernlion and librarian have going on as a situationship

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

It’s going to be so funny tomorrow when the groundhog just completely explodes.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

i would try a blumaroo steak and least once to know what the hype was about

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

late to your first day of clown college? hmph. not a great start. i’m your teacher, Professor Swankie, PHD. well, go on, show me how many handkerchiefs you can pull comedically out of your pockets. if the answer is less than twelve so help me god

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

yes. that is literally what they should be doing. and not the 'deny cloture' kind of fillibuster. they should not let a single bill or amendment proceed without hours and hours of debate. how have any of you lived through republicans doing this and not learned it? it works.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

i will die for all my trans siblings i can shoot fire bows hunt fish build work on cars i will establish a commune i will lead battalions i will break their backs across my gay ass knee just to prove i can in the name of fair existence. they are nothing

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

she took the fucking clown car in the divorce and now she’s driving back and forth in front of my house with her entire 20+ member circus polycule shoved in there honking and laughing at me

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

literally braver than the troops

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

giving this worm a comfortable retirement (he survived washing machine incident)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

word of the day app gave me this. don’t piss me off

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

hate it when i go to press a button in an app at the top of my phone screen and i get perfect parried by a discord banner notification

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Put me in the goo machine, make me into goo

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments