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sam altman has never set off the same predator warning instinct in my brain the way that musk, zuckerberg, et al do. and i think that's because he's naturally evolved a cloak of dreamworks face to hide among his prey

submitted 5 days ago • 77 comments

Remember, Trump, Musk and their computer boys are not peak masculinity. Peak masculinity is the teaser trailer for Logan that had Hurt in it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah. I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu?"

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map. Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

submitted 16 days ago • 84 comments

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

submitted 17 days ago • 592 comments

In just realized that in the current MCU the Mayor of New York is Kingpin and the President is Thunderbolt Ross and that’s still somehow not as bad as real life.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about one of the hardest Economist headlines of all time

submitted 521 days ago • 37 comments