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isnt.cool
36 yrs barrel aged. 📍 Portland ❤️ @papamcgriddles.bsky.social 🔞 Little spoon that tops dads. 🚩 https://linktr.ee/zerocub
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$80 Mario kart is ridiculous but if you get the bundle it's technically only $50

AUGUST 16th! - mark your calendars for sexy gogo daddies ft. adult film star Samuel Colt! ( @slinglizard.bsky.social ) - plus $5 off if you wear a speedo! It's gonna be a hot summer, come get sweaty with some daddies!

Don't let this one near daddies or cameras or people.

That #lumbertwink where I macked on my friend (ig:)kablesox.

Katey Sagal should have been cast as Morticia in Wednesday.

Welp, JD Vance killed the Pope.

Sorry, I have homobligations

Hey pup. I just have to say, I think you're cute without the hood.

Last night at the leather bar. @bundlandia.bsky.social took these pics!

Ok, last one, as a hump day treat.

Come help me in the garage, son. Can you hold the fleshlight still?

Here's another one y'all! The @friend-dorothy.bsky.social "Handsome" supplement. Did it work, am I handsome?

Suck it already

Penis.

The moments not shareable on Instagram... From the most recent daddybone party (photos by @wowrealneat.bsky.social)

Oh wait this was the better photo. FCF.

I have this other account where I'm a nerd and not whitty at all ...

Your dad at the portrait studio

Daddy needs his recovery gummies @friend-dorothy.bsky.social (I'm a sucker for anything that comes in gummy format).

Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.

Future punk band name... Hello". Erase all data.

I need to see my friend @andyberserker.bsky.social again! 🎅🏻🔥🥵

February 8th! www.tixr.com/groups/thege...

Oh hey, these Friend of Dorothy cum gummies actually work! I came so much, next time I'm gonna fill a shot glass for ya! @friend-dorothy.bsky.social

When you're trying to drop him subtle hints on the date.

All aboard the princess discovery Mexico cruise!

Pull up yer pants

Ok, what next?