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no queer person I’ve ever met spends even a fraction of the time thinking about pronouns that Kemi does

Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot. And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.

your outie can cook a range of vegetarian curries from scratch

chat do we think it's a good idea to anger trans hackers

got ID’d and he said ‘woah that’s impressive’ 😭😭

I’m high and can’t stop laughing at this gay ass cow

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: The thunderbolt! Fireworks! Negronis! And it's really quite beautiful. My review:

a joy!!!

client I spent a decade building an honest real and impactful visual identity and voice with just posted a plasticy fake ai pic :))))

please welcome to the stage… Calamitous Ortbo

I’ve muted everything about the ghouls running the world, please do let me know when one of them chokes on a big mac or has their blood pressure go so high they literally explode, thanks x

outstanding new outing for one of my greatest 📸 portraits, @linuskarp.bsky.social IS Diana

I did my PhD on giant flightless birds and finally it’s useful. I agree. Kiwi are not bright. Charlie Douglas, who kept one as a pet, said that “it is in captivity that their dense stupidity can be seen…his intelligence is on about the same level as a spider”.

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

this must have felt so good to write

Anyone know any (LGBTQ?) charities that could do with a week of pro bono time from a senior data scientist? I have a week of volunteering leave to use and wouldn’t mind putting my skills to a good use.

no amount of careful blocks and mutes is going to help, is it, I’m going to find out about the ~news~. And it’s a shame because I like the news but christ infinitely far down his list of crimes but I think the orange twat’s gonna make me nuke this app too

The SS United States being towed off to be sunk and turned into an artificial reef is a bit too on the nose today, screen-writers.

trying and failing to imagine how this…. Happened? Like it seems so fake? It’s just deadass upside down? And then everyone got off mainly unharmed?

binged the whole of Big Boys in under a week - what a gorgeous, lovely, hilarious, clever show full of heart. Sobbed quite a bit, often brought immediately back to a cackle. It’s lovely, incredibly normal, queer, set of stories, of loss and learning about yourself. Gonna miss them all

You may remember that before Christmas I won a stupid turkey size meatball from IKEA. This was both very funny in the moment but then a crushing realisation of the reality of it. Anyway after being in my parent's freezer for a while, we finally cooked it the other weekend.

cancel my afternoon plans they're deconstructing a tower crane a few streets over