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So, the new D.A.R.E. program stands for Do Another Rail, Elon.

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Kash Patel: "And what does this button do?" Admin. Asst.: "It's where you can park a call." Kash Patel: "And what does this button do?" Admin. Asst.: "Just another spot to park calls. Sir, you've got a lot of meetings sche-" Kash Patel: "And what does this button do?"

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Thus, did the right buttock of the world's most idiotic Voltron secure itself into place.

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Fine: "Kids- don't do drugs or you'll wind up like this guy." There, I just saved hundreds of millions of dollars.

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Is North Korea still a thing? Maybe that's where RFK Jr. is going to put all the fitness camps. Don't know, I'm so tired.

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I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”

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Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

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Chuck, if I hear you or Jeffries say 'egg' one more time...

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Us: "We need you to go off like Vernon in his second 'Cult of Personality' solo- now." Dem Party: "You got it!" (puts on 'Afternoon Delight') "Heyyy! Pretty swingin', right?"

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Just start asking questions from A Few Good Men: "If you ordered Santiago not to be touched, then why did he need to be transferred?" C'mon, just to see what he says.

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In these times, we all can identiry with David Banner from The Incredible Hulk. The guy just kept his head down, treated everyone respectfully and spent every waking moment trying to not absolutely lose his shit.

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The only ray of sunshine breaking through these dark clouds: Steve Bannon is mad about being replaced.

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Ugh, here goes 'woke' Hollywood and its DEI casting again!

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Between Cheryl Hines and Jerry Seinfeld, this is shaping up to be a banner year for Larry David's, umm...collaborators.

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Gotta wonder if Big Balls called with some questions about his tax returns.

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Ah, so we just need to get 'weapons system', 'tax incentive' and 'DOGE' accepted as part of the woke lexicon.

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I have flu three days. Want eat. Too tired. If last I see Gonzo face on Naomi Watts is ok.

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"Big balls- some people call him big balls. Well, I just want to say what a great job he's doing over at doge. Great, important things. Doge is, and big balls are a great team. So, keep it up." If I can hear this, it might all have been worth it.

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But...SNL50!

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