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Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
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"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

Explaining Hieronymus Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights" to your dad via text message on a Friday night, in the context of the new DOOM game ✅

Is it really an Elder Scrolls game if you're not dragging 150 pounds of alchemy ingredients across the map?

I'm rewatching the Netflix Daredevil bc of the new(ish) season and the problem with interweaving The Punisher is that you have one guy who gets up in the morning hoping he'll get to kill at least 6 ppl, and then you have another guy who's a huge fucking wiener about it and it's a hard mix to handle

"Your real value lies in whether or not you're willing to kill a guy"

“Sources said the administration is specifically considering a full termination of federal grant funding for the University of California and California State University systems…The UC system is the state’s third largest employer, and both systems are major engines of research…”

Every so often a total stranger searches "Ronin" and finds a post from a year and a half ago where I dared state that the cars in it are, compared to other car chase movies and very in keeping with the tone of this (excellent) film, kinda pedestrian looking, and loses their mind

Good spot

Some of the official or semi-official Star Trek logos that I've recreated so far. Omitting a few of the more boring ones. I'm also trying to organise my Star Trek work folder, which is a MESS let me tell you…

My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

A John Wick movie starring Huell Howser, who smiles and says "That's amazin'!" and shows genuine interest in someone's esoteric hobby before snapping their spine six different ways just how the United States Marines taught him and then doing a cool overly-choreographed reload of two pistols at once

Across the government, the Trump administration is scrambling to rehire many federal employees dismissed under DOGE’s staff-slashing initiatives after wiping out entire offices, in some cases imperiling key services such as weather forecasting and the drug approval process.

There's a lot of competition but I think Ro Khanna might be the most annoying Democrat around. There are worse ones for sure, but no one else hits the "shut the fuck up dweeb" quite like he does

Happy pride month

My son is also named luguentz dort

I appreciate that someone decided to make a box of Triscuits the focal point of this makeout scene.

it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

If a company is so ashamed of its behavior that it has to obscure literally every identifying mark on its property, well, maybe it shouldn’t be engaging in that behavior?

Being in a group chat with me means waiting patiently while I tell myself jokes that involve inventing professional associations with elaborate backstories and increasingly silly names

The greatest deployment of the Scolder's Y'all that I have ever seen, what in the fuck is he talking about

SLS and Orion (and/or Roscosmos) reading this like 😇😇😇😇

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Do you enjoy the @roadside.xor.blue account? This is the archive it pulls from. Do yourself a favor sometime and browse through this incredible collection of images. Also LoC, please consider selling prints, I would go nuts with it

Awaiting the rebuttal from trump like "Elon's stupid toddler son was very annoying, and many people hated him"

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

Here it is: Musk thinks he is owed a say in Trump’s policy because of how much he spent on the campaign.

i’m hooting and hollering this is the shit i live for

"I think we have a bias as people coming from the tech industry where we worked at companies, you know, such as Google, Facebook, these companies that have plenty of money, are funded by investors and have lots of people kind of sitting around doing nothing." www.npr.org/2025/06/02/n...

LOTR "can't believe I'd ever fight alongside a..." meme but it's NASA and Keith Cowing. When the man is right the man is right

This rules for a lot of reasons, but especially because it dispels the myths that A.) old games were never political and B.) games like this are just stories, they aren't "about" anything. Should serve as a reminder to anyone writing about games why we should be close reading 'em.