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If only we could all be as happy as Mick George.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Any other insomniacs often plagued by stupid looping combinations of two different songs? Oh, would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are? (WHHHHUUUUUUP!) One foot in the grave!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

DID YOU KNOW that there's a church in Mexico where they worship No Jacket Required era Phil Collins and have a big animatronic statue of him dancing about slowly in his pants to 'One More Night'.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Has there ever been an album cover that better captures that feeling when you're in a park and have a sudden need to do a shite but you can see from where you're standing that there's a padlock on the door of the toilets?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

i got stung by a radioactive bee i can't fly or make honey, but my knees look fucking spectacular

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

The amount of people who must have driven past The Love Shack because there was a sign outside that said STAY AWAY, FOOLS!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Do you think Barry White was alright with the nickname The Walrus Of Love? Cheeky bastards.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Thrown off the Vengabus for passing a solid in the chemical toilet. No way I could have waited til San Francisco.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

"Please, Mr Robot was my father. Call me Eric"

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Emerald Mine Kampf, anyone already done that one?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Dreamed I was fronting a band called The Hairy Miracles.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Future plan:- entering a marathon but doing it in character as Roy Jay so it takes forever because I'll keep having to jump back to say either "Spook!" or "Slither!" and will periodically have to turn to the watching crowds to inform them that they will all be doing this tomorrow.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Marvelling to myself earlier about how David Lynch somehow managed to top the "HOW'S ANNIE?!" ending of the original run of Twin Peaks with an even better one with The Return. Fuckin hell, the conclusion of that finale haunted me for DAYS afterwards.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

This from today's Telegraph, the right wing press encouraging my dad's delusions about having a dog in the 1950s that trotted back home from its wanderings and when my dad asked it where it had been it looked at it him and said "Been down the river."

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

A woman outside a shop, well over a decade ago, describing someone's tall tale as "a cock and ball story".

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

What are overhead phrases from long ago that have stayed with you? I remember a woman in Hair Underground in Longfield, Kent in the late 80s describing the soft drink Lilt to her hairdresser as "that new exotic muck."

submitted 45 days ago • 12 comments

Just found a spam email that opens with: "Hi pumpkin Ding dong, it’s Alluring Pauline 1379" Just amazing. DING DONG IT'S ALLURING PAULINE.

submitted 49 days ago • 56 comments

Check out the quintessentially 1970s boats on this feral looking rabble. Come and have a praise if you think you're hard enough!

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve a lot of respect for the off license near my flat, who’ve tackled Dry January head on with a ragged cardboard sign which simply reads BOOZE JANUARY.

submitted 51 days ago • 12 comments

when you ask Hitler for the 5th time whose kampf it was

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Is there an old ident that feels more like death's icy fingers stroking your soul than this?

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

How do rental vehicles greet each other? Hiya car!

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Fully woke up laughing out loud because in semi-sleep I'd remembered Dennis Nilsen's dog was called Bleep. I don't know what's wrong with me.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait til someone I know next says they're not going to do something then abruptly changes their mind so I can go "Alright, Neil Young!"

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I can still keenly feel the sense of outrage when this happened.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

GROTBAGS, YOU MONSTER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DENNIS WATERMAN?

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I used to work with someone who believed if you received a knighthood you were contracted to be an assassin for the monarchy. Imagine Tom Baker and I dunno Ringo Starr reluctantly crashing through your window at night with daggers in their teeth because you said PRINCE ANDREW IS A NONCE on Bluesky.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments