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I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I’m not.
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Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"

Mind-boggling: Stars orbiting the black hole at the heart of our Milky Way galaxy over a period of nearly 20 years (Credit: ESO/GRAVITY Collaboration)

Three day weekend starting today omg I plan on being productive for like 4 hours and then I’m spending the rest of the weekend fucking around and smoking weed and doing fun shit, I don’t care 😭😭😭

Was trying to explain to a coworker yesterday that my mental health is currently depending on the athletic performance of a 37 year old, 5 foot 6 bald man from Australia

I want Sean Woodson to win this shit so bad, I’ma be SICK if Ige gets him outta there 😭😭 #UFC314

I’m actually lit for UFC 314 tonight, it feels like the first actually good card of the year which is insane ‘cuz we’re halfway through April but I’m very excited to catch the nicest buzz and watch that shit on my couch later omg

Their aura is actually insane, the run they’re on is easily one of the illest things in MMA right now

I saw Mickey 17 this past weekend and Bong Joon-ho simply does not miss bro… It’s not like Mickey 17 was a masterpiece or anything but it’s very good and shows a level of filmmaking that’s so much higher than the vast majority of slop that’s released these days that I have to recommend it to yall

How I’m staring at the clock waiting on this Lakers game to start

Stinky ass Sean Strickland perfomance omg good win Dricus I guess #UFC312

Weili masterclass, salute the Strawweight GOAT everybody #UFC312

Ay man get this wide-left kicking CREEP off my fucking football team NOW bro

🎯🎯🎯

Okay this is definitely one of the worst things this administration has done, like, gotta be top 5 if not top 3

Alright now yall can’t say I never put yall on to any dope shit 🔥🔥 yall been listening to anything good or what I want some new shit in my rotation

The amount of misinformation we're about to see in the next four years is gonna be on another level. Make sure you're double checking sources and reading past headlines.

We’re only like 2 days into this Trump administration and its so clear to me that liberals and Democrats have not learned anything meaningful at all about getting fucked up so badly in 2024 omg 😭😭

I haven’t gone golfing in MONTHS and I am having withdrawals omg I’m making it a point to get stoned and hit a simulator or something this weekend

Jailton Almeida vs Sergei Spivac??? No thanks I’ma take a quick shower and pack a bowl I’ll see yall in 20 minutes

Kevin Holland gonna fuck around and bullshit his way outta the UFC lmaooo like nigga you are about to be boxing Darren Till in front of 260 people you need to TRY bro 😭😭😭😂😂

UFC 311 main card about to start… I’m rooting for the funniest outcomes only, I plan on laughing and cracking jokes no matter what happens

I never really used TikTok at all but the govt banning it and everyone now downloading even more Chinese version in RedNote is fucking so funny… I’m about to join and start making content over there outta pure spite let’s fucking go 😭😭😭😭😭

I work from home every Tuesday so I can watch my nearly 2 year old son all day and he’s so fucking funny we just play hide and sneak and read and mess around all day but this shit still so tiring somehow omg 😭😭😂😂

Completely ignored that UFC card today too by the way

Ravens win relatively stress free, I’m just sitting on the couch high as hell with a glass of wine just smiling

Lakers and Ravens both get impressive wins yesterday… I could’ve been gifted literal dog shit in a box and I still would’ve had a great Christmas, the effect of sports on the male brain needs to be studied

Been really invested in this thing called “The Final Experiment” where some dude paid for a couple Flat Earth YouTubers to fly to Antarctica so they could see the 24 hour Sun for themselves… Very interesting to see worldview shattering levels of cope play out in real time lmao

That’s my quarterback right there