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I stole my therapist's notebook and every page is just those cool S shapes from the 90s

submitted 131 days ago • 23 comments

6yo: What’s it like being a grown up? Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?

submitted 134 days ago • 17 comments

What is this guy's purpose? Does he ever say or do anything?

submitted 134 days ago • 48 comments

dont forget to thank this nameless hero today

submitted 138 days ago • 16 comments

sometimes when i go jogging i like to listen to a portable cd player so people think i’ve been running for 20 years

submitted 137 days ago • 106 comments

Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too

submitted 138 days ago • 155 comments

wife just texted this it’s ok with me if u pretend not to see it

submitted 138 days ago • 7 comments

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

submitted 138 days ago • 26 comments

911: what is your emergency ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz 911: hold please

submitted 141 days ago • 13 comments

my once-favorite website is much, much worse than you remember www.idiotbox.site/p/the-curren...

submitted 143 days ago • 30 comments

Go vote if you haven't yet

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

we need a disney princess who eats beef jerky and masturbates

submitted 144 days ago • 49 comments

This is, technically, a sandwich.

submitted 151 days ago • 414 comments

Please do, thanks1

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Every public action on Bluesky is available via a stream of events known as the firehose. By monitoring the firehose for repeated text, it is sometimes possible to quickly detect groups of spam accounts as they spawn.

submitted 147 days ago • 86 comments

What Opened First in Every State Target or Walmart

submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

THEM: and then he was like “pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum” POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: how is that supposed to help me

submitted 146 days ago • 8 comments

Now that white nationalist Nick Fuentes has been arrested for pepper spraying and pushing a woman down the stairs, maybe he's eligible to be nominated for something by Trump

submitted 146 days ago • 315 comments

Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.

submitted 167 days ago • 6 comments