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Would the orange turd PLEASE keel over & croak already?!

Seems really relevant....Elon wants to backwards....Mars is on the backburner now. We should've have more actively supported his departure.

I’ve become so utterly outraged at the shit Agent 🍊 & Mean Mr. Muskard are pulling I simply can’t so I just yell “FREAKS!” at the TV🤬.

It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.

We know the ‘excessive spending’ slashe$ are for tax cut$ for the rich. But let’s play devil’s advocate: Where are all those trillion$ going?Are they being reallocated to govt. programs in need🤪? WHERE’S IT GOING? #ZeroAccountability

Maybe Psycho Daisy (not the band) is the one behind locking up #Sharlis? Could she be related to Ian = revenge? I seem to remember she was Daniel’s girlfriend WAAAYY back in the day? Or was it she kidnapped a baby or something . . . #YR

When I learn how to turn off the TV, I'll land one of those HUD jobs. Sweet.

There must be!!!

#PhoneItIn🙄#Sharllis #Phyllon #YR

Zelinsky should offer 50% of its mineral rights to join NATO & help countries that don’t have $ to join NATO. Even if the U.S. got 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals, Russia will still drag on the war.There’s no incentive to negotiate disputed borders, & the pain & suffering will continue.

What do you call a Russian who can't speak Russian? TRUMP.

No need to dig for gold young man - your pops will be stealing it from a place called Fort Knox.

Of course in order for Mean Mr. Muskard to do a thorough ‘audit’, the gold will need to be removed from FK & transported to a ‘secure’ storage facility to ensure no fraud or theft occurs😂😆🤪. #WinkWink www.kitco.com/news/article...

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Mean Mr. Muskard operating a chainsaw onstage to illustrate slashing govt. ‘waste’? Uh I don’t get it uh what does a chainsaw mean🙄?! Also what’s the deal w/ the guy who’d make Sasquatch look bald?!

How mature using the ‘r’ word🙄. www.salon.com/2025/02/20/m...

What’s the deal w/ Phyllis? #YR

Every one of these guys takes the item because they think they are helping. I like that.

I get a perverse sense of happiness when I hear ppl who voted for T say they regret (finally) it.

That we the taxpayers have already paid for! And they’re perfectly good - not expired. But of course in the name of govt. efficiency don’tcha know😤.

If Trump has his way - he'd actually be the Monarch of America, although the real power would be held by his prancing court jester Elon Musk.

Petty little man T just closed the JFK Presidential Library. If he tries that w/ Obama’s PL would Obama have a say in it?

If fuckhead ignorantly thinks DEI hires are the cause of the Blackhawk/airline collision, just wait until planes start falling from the skies bc of his mass ATC firings.

Three of the four of these deal w/ causing potential deaths. Is The Hague listening? He’s committing crimes against humanity.

There needs to be some sort of televised Eurovision-type contest in which ppl worldwide explain how much they hate the Orange Menace. The one who has the best aim😉wins.

So is John gonna appear as an apparition again to Jack telling him change is ok? #YR

Oh yes by all means Damian & Audra do talk abt her affair w/ him at Crimson Lights right by an open glass door in which oh I don’t know - let’s say Nathan - could walk in on🙄. #YR

Tell you what. I'll be okay with that if, when it happens, his death is made into a week-long statutory holiday. On the anniversary of the day of his death, at precisely the time the doctor called TOD, everyone takes a shot and pisses on a picture of him.

What fictional TV series neighborhood would you like to live in? Mine’s ‘Mount Pleasant’ where ppl are nice, visit neighbors for a cuppa, help them when needed etc. You know, like human beings who know right from wrong. And did I mention nice?